Martian General Stores

Do people come up to you in stores and ask you if you work there?

Funny joke compass rose for sailors boaters pilots hikers navigators or anyone who might get lost

Be a champion for walking! Display this design.

Just imagine how the bowling pins feel when they see a 16 pound bowling ball coming at them.

Cats and more cats in the shape of a Christmas tree, with a litter box as the tree stand.

f you or someone you know is balding or bald, or just shaves their head, be proud. The bald look is a masculine and sexy. You can say I'm not old, I'm bald because I like it that way.

This design features a Golden Retriever, but it works for any kind of dog. If your dog is your family, proclaim your dog passion! If you want to be with me, you also have to be with my dog. If we're going to be boyfriend or girlfriend, or just friends, my dog is going to be there too.

The quantity which when the diameter is multiplied by it, yields the circumference. Better known as "Pi". This design has the first ~5300 digits of Pi. The rest would not fit. You can find the sequence 999999, but you can't find 123456. You just can't get there in this much space.

Great for video game lovers of all ages - brother, sister, son, daughter or anyone who plays video games a little too much. Or if you want to send the message by displaying it yourself!

This design is only partly finished, but at least I got a good start on it. (add more description here)

Inflation is not transitory. It is worse than the1970's. Say it.

When you learn to sail, you have to learn the names of everything on the boat. And there are a lot of them. This design is a very silly take on sailboat terminology with funny descriptions for various boat parts. Disclaimer: All of these terms are wrong. Don't use this design as a cheat sheet for the test, you will flunk.

If your golf game is like an Easter Egg Hunt, this design is for you. Be proud of how bad you are at golf. Or poke fun at someone you know by giving them this design

Disclaimer: this design does not describe actual laws. This is just what drivers in certain cities think the law is.

Life is full of difficult choices. Taco or Burrito? Why not both?

You know your day is off to a great start when you forget the cup.

Celebrate the town of Troy Pennsylvania

We googled "what women like in a man", and made this design based on the results. We notice "honesty" is on the list, so we recommend displaying this only if all these settings apply to you. Or you could lie. You do you.

Kitties love bouncing off walls and furniture, flying around the room without touching the floor. Introduce a Christmas Tree and it is a whole new game!