Reiss's Pieces

My BBL, Bubble Buddy for Life, got that badonkadonk

I thought it was funny seeing Christian Noah’s Ark designs with unintentional gay lions and things, so I made an intentional, entirely gay ark. Male lions, peacocks, cardinals, ducks, and rams, and female cows and chickens. It is totally natural to be gay.

This baddie is one of my favorite sketches I’ve ever done, especially the best human figure I’ve done. I like to think her training session was interrupted by enemies. Influenced by Tomb Raider Lara Croft and Kim Possible

The ultimate palindrome day is this year, 4/20/2024! Reading forwards and backwards, that dank number is the same! A cool palindrome day like this is a once in a lifetime event. So dope.

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in white line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black and white line art. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

There is ‘Merica, and there is ‘Mer’ica. This patriotic merman loves both.

A grouchy lil frog that doesn’t much like the holidays…or does he?

Happy holidays from your friendly spider friend! There are still a ton of spiders around leading up to the holidays. I wonder if they like decorations?

When you live for Halloween, but it’s the holidays.

Michael Myer’s Shrek as Michael Myers from Halloween for Halloween.

It’s the Jar Jar Jar. The jar for Jar Jar. It’s a jarring experience.

An update to one of my first designs. Look at that boo-ty!

I love the spooky season, but hate being scared. I get scared pretty easily, and don’t do haunted houses. But if it’s spooky, magical, witchy, cool stuff, I’m obsessed.

A chill puffin just puffin some Mary Jane

Chicken pot pie: my three favorite things! Inspired by when Mythical Chef Josh said it on Mythical Kitchen on YouTube

DoNUT do drugs, or donut DO drugs?

A cat made of smoke curling around and coming out of a water pipe.

I wanted to make a tree slice- style map of Oregon with the center/knot at Coos Bay. If requested, I could try to redesign with a different location as the center. Also, Bigfoot.

Pain is French for bread. Also bread hurts me when I eat it.

It’s a joke in the asexual community that we like garlic bread more than sex. Happy Pride!

It’s a joke in the ace community that we love garlic bread and cake. So here’s an ace cake for Pride, because we are part of the LGBTQIA+ community too!

I love those chewy little tapioca globes!

I freaking LOVE dim sum, especially shumai. So much so, that I recently drove 2 hours just to get some. These are some adorable versions of my favorite dishes to get: shumai, steamed pork bun, shrimp dumpling, and soup dumpling. Enjoy!

What can I say? It just came to me. A fried chicken drumstick microphone.

Ducky is ready for the water this summer! You like my human floaty?

I’ve fallen down the TikTok Pedro Pascal rabbit hole, and I’m not mad about it. Taken from Napoleon Dynamite, we vote for our new obsession.

Just a dolphin ready for vacation. You like my shirt? It’s got humans on it.

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It’s Cinco de Mayo for Americans! Wait…

Take it easy! Stay for a croak and have a toke.

Bigfoot, deer, and bears in the forest around a slice of tree

Bigfoot, deer, and bears in the forest around a slice of tree

Search “screaming frog” on Google and you’ll probably find the frog this is inspired by. But also, if you touch me, I’ll scream.

Nothing more serene than being on the lake at sunset. Water like glass, beautiful sky, and nothing but nature.