Reiss's Pieces

I thought it was funny seeing Christian Noah’s Ark designs with unintentional gay lions and things, so I made an intentional, entirely gay ark. Male lions, peacocks, cardinals, ducks, and rams, and female cows and chickens. It is totally natural to be gay.

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in white line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black and white line art. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

There is ‘Merica, and there is ‘Mer’ica. This patriotic merman loves both.

A grouchy lil frog that doesn’t much like the holidays…or does he?

Happy holidays from your friendly spider friend! There are still a ton of spiders around leading up to the holidays. I wonder if they like decorations?

When you live for Halloween, but it’s the holidays.

It’s the Jar Jar Jar. The jar for Jar Jar. It’s a jarring experience.

I love the spooky season, but hate being scared. I get scared pretty easily, and don’t do haunted houses. But if it’s spooky, magical, witchy, cool stuff, I’m obsessed.

I wanted to make a tree slice- style map of Oregon with the center/knot at Coos Bay. If requested, I could try to redesign with a different location as the center. Also, Bigfoot.

Pain is French for bread. Also bread hurts me when I eat it.

It’s a joke in the ace community that we love garlic bread and cake. So here’s an ace cake for Pride, because we are part of the LGBTQIA+ community too!

I love those chewy little tapioca globes!

I freaking LOVE dim sum, especially shumai. So much so, that I recently drove 2 hours just to get some. These are some adorable versions of my favorite dishes to get: shumai, steamed pork bun, shrimp dumpling, and soup dumpling. Enjoy!

What can I say? It just came to me. A fried chicken drumstick microphone.

Ducky is ready for the water this summer! You like my human floaty?

I’ve fallen down the TikTok Pedro Pascal rabbit hole, and I’m not mad about it. Taken from Napoleon Dynamite, we vote for our new obsession.

Just a dolphin ready for vacation. You like my shirt? It’s got humans on it.

It’s Cinco de Mayo for Americans! Wait…

Bigfoot, deer, and bears in the forest around a slice of tree

Bigfoot, deer, and bears in the forest around a slice of tree

Search “screaming frog” on Google and you’ll probably find the frog this is inspired by. But also, if you touch me, I’ll scream.

Nothing more serene than being on the lake at sunset. Water like glass, beautiful sky, and nothing but nature.

Nothing more serene than being alone on the lake at sunset. Water like glass, beautiful sky, and nothing but nature.

It's not that I don't like you, l just have a low social battery. I need to be alone and recharge.

Look out. I’m off my meds and running loose!

It’s so hard being a beloved pet. Time for some pampering!

A quote from YouTube’s Game Grumps that I found funny

You don’t need all these fancy lures and tackle. It’s all about how you wiggle your worm

You don’t need all these fancy lures and tackle. It’s all about how you wiggle your worm

What does NASA stand for? I dunno…something about space

Happy Hanukkah! The candles…they’re so…mesmerizing…

Merry Christmas! The lights…they’re so…mesmerizing

Feliz Navidad from this cute lil sheep. Oh, please don’t eat the lights

Happy Hanukkah! The candles… they’re so…mesmerizing…