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Be Ronin, rule yourself.

Even if it's not true (but it is) have the dare to wear.

Have you got the stones to enter the dungeon?

Why not let your heart rule your brain.

It's trendy, on topic, funky and contains a pun, kinda perfect.

Well, you can't...or that...or that...etc...

You get it.

A small witticism born of alcohol abuse.

It's a haiku...that's it.

Sometimes it's all we've got and sometimes it's all we need.

Maybe it's true, maybe it's not. Maybe all books end that way if you read between the lines?

It's pretty self-explanatory.

Step away from the chainsaw, think of the planet before the timber.

A pun that packs a pun-ch, what could be better than that?

I would too...if I could be bothered.

Who doesn't like bats even if they have a hint of the criminal to them.

If I have to explain it to you I will but it's rather simple if you think about it.

Do I have to describe everything, I'm not sure I'm up to the job this time.

You know sometimes your mind wanders off and you follow it? Well, you can blame that for this.

Got to be worth a try.

Some would say it's a monster but it could be he's the best of all meeples and eco-friendly because he's electric.

This meeple is so pious she's got a medal, a title and an attitude to prove it. No one is going to get as close to Meeple as this Sister of Meeple so you will just have to accept she is superior compared to every other meeple in Meepledom.

This meeple is a proper wrong an' and no mistake. He's rotten to the core, could be dry rot, could be wet rot, could even be termites. Whatever it is, you don't want to meet him, he's bad to the grain.

What can I say, it's another pun using those ever versatile characters the meeple. So, what is your major malfunction, numb meeple?

This is where it all started, this one dubious pun leading to a rabbit-hole of pure stupidity and dodgy puns. This is meeple zero.

Watch out for splinters if this interstellar traveller decides a probing is what is in order after abduction in their UFO.

What happens when you take an iconic movie and apply a 'half-pun' and a bright meeple to it...sadly, this, this is what happens.

Death is inevitable so was this terrible and very loose play on words that is really taking the Mick something rotten.

I've never seen the film but like most people I am familiar with this scene and it cried out to belittled by my punning 'skills'.

Three words that can change the world.

The toff who'll scare your socks off...and he's a poet.

Wellll, we can all get a little competitive at times it's just that it always coincides with games night...or it does with me.

If only they had met, the songs would have been sublime and revolutionary.

It's humanity's turn to do the abducting and probing.

Imagine all the people, living for the state

We've all felt it, now you know how crows deal with those embarrassing situations.