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THE most grown-up, serious facial hairstyle ever!

THE most grown-up, serious facial hairstyle ever!

Sometimes it's hard to mask your emotions despite the words you use.

Sometimes it's hard to mask your emotions despite the words you use.

You got to let the people know you're up for it and at the top of your game.

Who doesn't love an evil, possessed, murderous, snowman-iac at Christmas?

This one? I dunno...brain fart, maybe?

Going to Hell in a handbasket...aren't we all?

I've never dissected one, so maybe..?

A scary pun for Halloween.

Sadly, I'm old enough to remember even before this milestone...many years before.

One for the gym bunny in your life. I personally don't lift, brah.

A little more emotion bottling would not go amiss.

Well, it is, isn't it.

He might be 'oil school' but he rocks anachronistically hard...as seen through a broken venetian blind.

It's a kind of 'Toy Story' meets 'The Exorcist' mash-up thing.

It's art, don't you know...or maybe it ain't.

Don't see many of these pagan types in church windows...unless they're on fire.

I am a mole and I live in a hole...I say live, more un-live to be honest.

Cubist chimpanzee study...'coz, in case you haven't noticed, I love me a terrible pun.

Kickback and enjoy the ride, it'll be over way too soon.

Well, we all want to super-size our nosebag given the choice.

No one is ever ready for an appearance by the TDS.

I suppose if the term 'croaked' is not universally understood then my terrible pun is in terrible trouble.

In my experience this can be quite a common malady but not being cute myself, merely damaged, I'm immune.

Yeah, zombies sure look miserable but inside they might be having a ball.

Maybe just the nine lives will do...

It's cute and arty and maths and cubism and stuff.

We've all had days like this...back to the drawing board.

Zoombies, the zoological undead. A budgie and man is he a pretty boy...I'd agree if I were you.

Zoombies, the zoological undead. This time it's cats hungry for brains...no, tuna of course.

It is universally known that Mondays suck...or is it just me?

Evil clown cubism style.

Imagining of FeC Man, Sir Gilchrist Temple's alter-ego from the 'Knackerknacker Bang Bang' short story.

An art, pun mash-up viewed through the slats of a damaged venetian blind.

So, if the scientists and the farmers are worried...