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It's very sad news, and we must keep it quiet, but Rudolph has kicked the bucket.

It's pretty self-explanatory.

And why not, it seems pretty natural.

Every so often you have to stop playing by the rules.

It's coming, but in what form?

There's no escaping Ol' Death...for anyone.

Yes, do that. Take your obvious upset and channel it in a way that's not easy, pointless or ineffectual. Well done you.

That old thing lost its shine, here follow this new shiny thing over here. No, you don't have to believe in it or understand it, just join in energetically and you'll be fine.

Is it just me or does anyone else seem to attract the biggest fool in a place to them? Maybe I am the biggest fool in any given place? There's a new thought...

It's the old eye of the needle story...or maybe Death is up for a bribe?

I felt like this as a kid and it's starting to be a feature in my old age too.

Death is a happy soul (hunter) with a tune in his heart and song on his lips.

I feel like this most of the time...but I struggle on...don't know why...

Get ready for some happy tales of joy and positive outcomes but not from me because the truth is, the world is fucked.

Death is not a fan of new tech, he'd rather you got in touch with a letter...or a circle of letters.

Step away from the chainsaw, think of the planet before the timber.

A pun that packs a pun-ch, what could be better than that?

I would too...if I could be bothered.

Who doesn't like bats even if they have a hint of the criminal to them.

If I have to explain it to you I will but it's rather simple if you think about it.

It's fun to experiment with things...you may not agree in this case...

It started with a rectangle and then went off on its path well out of my control. Kinda like where it stopped though.

You be upbeat if you like but i know how it always ends...and that's sucking.

Do I have to describe everything, I'm not sure I'm up to the job this time.

You know sometimes your mind wanders off and you follow it? Well, you can blame that for this.

Got to be worth a try.

Come on after the weekend it was always going to be a crap day...even in French

Not a meeple you'd like to meet or cross then again it could all be in his imagination...or yours

Some would say it's a monster but it could be he's the best of all meeples and eco-friendly because he's electric.

Say what you like about Christmas, he does have a point.

This meeple is so pious she's got a medal, a title and an attitude to prove it. No one is going to get as close to Meeple as this Sister of Meeple so you will just have to accept she is superior compared to every other meeple in Meepledom.

This meeple is a proper wrong an' and no mistake. He's rotten to the core, could be dry rot, could be wet rot, could even be termites. Whatever it is, you don't want to meet him, he's bad to the grain.

What can I say, it's another pun using those ever versatile characters the meeple. So, what is your major malfunction, numb meeple?

This is where it all started, this one dubious pun leading to a rabbit-hole of pure stupidity and dodgy puns. This is meeple zero.

Watch out for splinters if this interstellar traveller decides a probing is what is in order after abduction in their UFO.

What happens when you take an iconic movie and apply a 'half-pun' and a bright meeple to it...sadly, this, this is what happens.