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Which is a good thing for all of us.

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Gravity Sucks

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is to sweep the room with a glance

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My idea of housework

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gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

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The early worm

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Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off T-Shirt

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are all part of what I do.

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Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off

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I can't keep up

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No matter how cynical I get

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It is better to light a flamethrower T-Shirt

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than to curse the darkness.

Tags: satire, sarcasm, sarcastic, snark, snarky

It is better to light a flamethrower

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about feelings. Pun or word play, spoonerism for humor that's wryly true.

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I have mixed drinks

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I tolerate stupid questions. Impertinent person.

Tags: cynical, sarcastic, sarcasm, snarky, questions

Ask me how

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obsession, obsession, endless fascination

Tags: thinking, tits, obession, inner monologue, text

must not think of tits...

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now is the time for senseless bickering. Figure out who to blame. It's everyone's fault but mine.

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, snark, cynical, cranky

The time for action is past

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I do all my stunts, it's the only way to get them done right

Tags: cynical, snark, sarcasm, sarcastic, stunts

I do my own stunts

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Under all these clothes, we are all completely, stark naked.

Tags: sarcasm, humor, text, undressed, weird

contents: one naked person

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the bra comes off.

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Home is where

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if you aren't a screwup

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Consistency is only a virture

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Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Tags: internet, text, sarcasm, older, boomer

Older than the Internet

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It's dark and scary in there!

Tags: humor, insane, text, weird, cynical

Of course I'm out of my mind.

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If aliens are seeking intelligent life T-Shirt

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Why would they look here?

Tags: snarky, sarcastic, geek, cynical, science fiction

If aliens are seeking intelligent life

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Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

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"Fat" does not mean "weak"

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You don't worry about my large body T-Shirt

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and I won't worry about your small mind. And I won't have to eat you.

Tags: body image, humor, fat, sarcastic, snarky

You don't worry about my large body

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I'm trying to think.

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Please pray quietly

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I wish everybody had one!

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Brains are great!

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is like, dead, and stuff...

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The art of conversation

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The difference between genius and stupidity T-Shirt

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is that genius has limits

Tags: sarcasm, genius, sarcastic, text, stupidity

The difference between genius and stupidity

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skinny people who tried to give me diet tips. Do not harass the fat person.

Tags: sarcasm, snarky, snark, cynical, sarcastic

I got this large by eating

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and death loses its sting

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a chat with you

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I don't have to take this abuse from you. T-Shirt

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I have hundreds of people just Waiting to abuse me.

Tags: words, mean, quotes, text, cynical

I don't have to take this abuse from you.

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I'm clueless. Just trying to look harmless over here...

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I'm smiling because

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Lower your standards

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When all else fails

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Are you edible?

Tags: cynical, sci fi, sf, little green men, text

Welcome to Earth!

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If reality wants to get in touch T-Shirt

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it knows where I am.

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If reality wants to get in touch

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That's it. I'm out of social skills now.

Tags: sarcastic, snarky, geek, autism, snark

Hello!

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Can I feel you?

Tags: innuendo, antisocial, pun, quotes, snark

I'm not feeling myself today

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metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

Tags: polyamory, philosophy, snark, diversity, non conformist

I color outside the lines

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People with Gods kill people

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Gods don't kill people

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just add coffee. Otherwise, you'll be talking to a slug, sleepy person, or other lower life form.

Tags: snark, snarky, cynical, chemicals, addiction

Instant Human

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They're custom

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They're not fake

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