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just add coffee. Otherwise, you'll be talking to a slug, sleepy person, or other lower life form.

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Instant Human

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They're custom

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They're not fake

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Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

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Knowledge is Power

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when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

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Everyone has to face the music.

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are better than your Mommy's tattoos

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My Mommy's tattoos

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you can always put the nuts back in the box. Chocolate is better than men series #1.

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With chocolate,

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two out of three ain't bad.

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Filthy Stinking Rich

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Disturb the Comfortable

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Comfort the Disturbed

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WHY would you like fries with that?

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I majored in Philosophy

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Doesn't give a damn what you believe

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Reality

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always wins. Science works.

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Gravity

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It's still baloney. Stop whacking at your ideas, and take a good hard look at them.

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No matter how thin you slice it

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strong but gentle, firm but kind T-Shirt

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This is all you need to remember to be a decent Human being. If you can make all your judgements based on this, you will do fine, and the world will be a better place for everyone.

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strong but gentle, firm but kind

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Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

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Stick around

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don't do vegetables, eat your school. sage advice.

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Stay in drugs

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Means paying artists. So stop offering "exposure" for custom work, you darn cheapskates

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Supporting the Arts

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When you know what you want, and you are determined to get it.. hot, fresh, steaming golden waffles with syrup and real butter.

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Waffle Quest

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for a moment there, I almost cared

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Thank you for sharing

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protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

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I can't believe I'm still

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just misunderstood

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I'm not evil

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It's always a food fight

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If you're a cannibal

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Or just when I'm around?

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Are you always an idiot?

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I start to wonder if I am wrong

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When people agree with me

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Is probably right.

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He who hesitates

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You say "Psycho" like it's a bad thing. T-Shirt

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It's actually a very good movie.

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You say "Psycho" like it's a bad thing.

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is feeling really, really stupid.

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The first sign of wisdom

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When reality doesn't follow your theory T-Shirt

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Change your theory

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When reality doesn't follow your theory

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I am a polyamorous, bisexual, switch. T-Shirt

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F you all.

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I am a polyamorous, bisexual, switch.

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Snide dragon don't care, she just flames it all.

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I really don't care

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sci-fi horror of the twenty first century. Great coffee mug design for your boss.

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The Job that Ate my Brain!

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awaits those who question Gods unconditional Love.

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Eternal damnation

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gets me into trouble

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Every great idea I have

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I'm beautiful like me

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I'm not beautiful like you

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be sure to tithe

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Money is the root of all evil

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is how I get when I'm out of coffee

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Depresso

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Which is the fun one?

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Safe or sorry?

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