Talesbybob

For those who ascribe to folk magic and living on the wild side.

Keep It Rural is a state of mind, not just a place. It means you like to keep to the path less traveled.

The prodigal son of Jubal County, Howard Marsh is who he is: the methgician.

For fans of the Redemption of Howard Marsh series, this item features the iconic ram skull and flowers from the cover of the fourth book. It has a southern gothic style, which is great for those who love the book.

Secpol.msc ... Local Security... get it?

You're not a dumpster fire, you are a dumpster phoenix, ready to rise from the ashes!

Lot's of people have Irish heritage...but how many can claim to be an elder being from beyond space and time?

For fans of the Redemption of Howard Marsh series, this item features the iconic deer skull and flowers from the cover of the first book. It has a southern gothic style, which is great for those who love the book.

Who knew that the Bigfoot was such a dapper gentleman?

Who knew that the Mothman was such a dapper gentleman?

You're luck isn't the best, is it? You are prone to rolling fumbles, aren't you? Well this is the perfect item to show that off. For those who love dice games, roleplaying games, rpgs, tabletop games, and games of that nature. A perfect gift for the nerd, the geek, the savant in your life.

You have taste. You know what you like, and its gritty, its lethal, and it's fun. Its an rpg with teeth, one that can end in an instant, but glory can come just as quickly. For fans of the old school revival style of rpgs and tabletop roleplaying games. Perfect gift for the nerd, geek, gamer, savant in your life.

Every day we run into people at random. Everyone is just a random encounter waiting to happen, no need to roll on a chart. Sadly, we're not wizards, most of us don't have a character level. We're just challenge rating zero. Perfect for fans of roleplaying games, be they set in dungeons, or maybe hav to do with dragons. Any sort of tabletop rpg game really. A great gift for the nerd, geek, gamer in your life.

You have more in common with a magic item laden knight than you thought. They have full plate armor, you have full plates of food. Basically the same thing. A great gift for the geek, nerd, pun lover in your life. For lovers of puns, magic, magical items, silly humor, rpg jokes, roleplaying games, and general nerdy humor.

There is only one proper way to roll up a character's stats. And that is to roll 4d6, and then drop the lowest. Repeat six times. Anything else is base heresy, and should be frowned upon. For lovers of roleplaying games, rpgs, tabletop roleplay, and games of that nature. A great gift for the nerd, the geek, the savant in your life.

What is your favorite heresy? Why not spread it around? Share that hot new take on an old orthodoxy. A simple Halloween costume, or perfect for someone who loves the dark and macabre. Great for people with a dark sense of humor

Are you in a cult? Show your love for who you are a part of. Be grim, be creepy, be spooky. A simple Halloween costume, or good for anyone who like the macabre. For those with a dark sense of humor.

When a William walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Thomas walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Robert walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Ronald walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Steven walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Richard walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Mark walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Paul walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Michael walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Kevin walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Kenneth walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a John walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a James walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Jason walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Joseph walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Jeff walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a George walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Edward walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.

When a Daniel walks into the room, it is a blessed event. Just be calm, be still, and know that all will be well within their blessed presence.