The Digital Monk

I'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you.

...which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

You can believe in ghosts, but more importantly, you ought to believe they need to believe in themselves.

...Not judgemental.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I took an entire colony of tiny tots under my expert tutelage after the Jedi Order practically begged me? True story!"

Salute your Spectres.

They may not be aggressive at the plate, but watch out for those curveballs. Yip Yip!

There's more than a game on the line when that fastball comes roaring at you.

Slow and steady wins the race, saves the world, becomes a hero. Please remember to hydrate and stretch before and after all strenuous activity.

Let's be honest. It's the best opening theme in television history.

And I'm goin' down...

There stands an ash named Yggdrasil, a tall tree showered with white hail.From there come the dews that drop in the valleys. It stands forever green above the Well of Destiny.

Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these! Original inspiration by James Ferguson (Darkinc1).

The man in the cowboy hat who made us feel all that.

Just because you have multiple eyestalks of pain and death, doesn't mean you can't smell like mango and hibiscus.

When the bell has been rung, there's a song to be sung, and tale for all who choose to listen; when the party's attacked, and inspiration they lack, they'll know why you were brought on this mission.

It's a beautiful day in the Florin realm, a beautiful day for a neighbor...

Whether seeing it 'now to then', or 'then to now', it's the end of one of the saddest love stories in the cosmos.

Make sure you know your keyboard shortcuts before accessing the CAL system.

Peer to peer fiend sharing.

Because lake life has no flavor.

Because you only get one chance to live the life you....no, wait. If you have the right components, never mind. Carry on.

Wish in one hand...

Let the bards echo your story; it's your world, so claim your glory. (Proceeds from all sales will go to Human Rights Coalition.)

No added fillers, artificial flavors, or unnecessary stat modifiers. You're at the top of your game, here.

No added fillers, artificial flavors, or unnecessary stat modifiers. You're at the top of your game, here.

Now go count again. (Donations rom proceeds will be made to The Advancement Project.)

Now go count again. (Donations rom proceeds will be made to The Advancement Project.)

Righteous fanboy (tm) steps to the microphone, preparing to woo us all with their hot take on how their childhood has been destroyed.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.

Design concept credit to the multitalented Riley Silverman. Proceeds from all items with this design will go to Equality Florida and Trans Texas in the fight against bigotry and anti-LGBTQ+ laws.