The Digital Monk

I'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you.

...which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Unbent, unbroken, unbowed. Beneath no yoke, and under no bootheel.

You can believe in ghosts, but more importantly, you ought to believe they need to believe in themselves.

...Not judgemental.

"Did I ever tell you about the time I took an entire colony of tiny tots under my expert tutelage after the Jedi Order practically begged me? True story!"

Salute your Spectres.

There's more than a game on the line when that fastball comes roaring at you.

Slow and steady wins the race, saves the world, becomes a hero. Please remember to hydrate and stretch before and after all strenuous activity.

Let's be honest. It's the best opening theme in television history.

And I'm goin' down...

There stands an ash named Yggdrasil, a tall tree showered with white hail.From there come the dews that drop in the valleys. It stands forever green above the Well of Destiny.

Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle tops off with these! Original inspiration by James Ferguson (Darkinc1).

The man in the cowboy hat who made us feel all that.

Just because you have multiple eyestalks of pain and death, doesn't mean you can't smell like mango and hibiscus.

When the bell has been rung, there's a song to be sung, and tale for all who choose to listen; when the party's attacked, and inspiration they lack, they'll know why you were brought on this mission.

It's a beautiful day in the Florin realm, a beautiful day for a neighbor...

Whether seeing it 'now to then', or 'then to now', it's the end of one of the saddest love stories in the cosmos.

Make sure you know your keyboard shortcuts before accessing the CAL system.

Peer to peer fiend sharing.

Because you only get one chance to live the life you....no, wait. If you have the right components, never mind. Carry on.

Wish in one hand...

Let the bards echo your story; it's your world, so claim your glory. (Proceeds from all sales will go to Human Rights Coalition.)

Now go count again. (Donations rom proceeds will be made to The Advancement Project.)

Now go count again. (Donations rom proceeds will be made to The Advancement Project.)

Righteous fanboy (tm) steps to the microphone, preparing to woo us all with their hot take on how their childhood has been destroyed.

Go ahead: try and cast it from now on without hearing a mocking falsetto voice in your head. Just try.

You had a job to do. You did it. That's it. You expected praise and laud?

Yeah, it's weird for everyone here, trust us.

You don't know WHERE that hug is coming from...but it's out there. Somewhere.

When you don't even have to use perception, because with one more cup you're gonna be able to see through walls.

Am I up in the initiative yet? How about now? Do you need help getting through your turn? I've already figured out my next six moves.

You turn a corner, and before you stands a snarling, crouched-- hey, did anyone want snacks for the table?

Dangerous at the game table, deadly with a dinner menu.

When you've got negative charisma, and that's just how you like it.

When you know it all, and you KNOW you know it all.