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sometimes it's best not to know details

a Japanese concept of accepting and even finding beauty in transience and imperfection.

it's just a simple fact of life

let's just agree that even though they don't need them (which is no one's fault, not even the Romans...)

we like to ensure a high level of quality

show your support for the hard working folks who keep you safe.

i'd like you to know how I feel about you right off the bat.

we like to ensure a high level of quality

it's a common and unfortunate affliction

it's something he actually said, so that means you have to do it.

an observation I thought was worth sharing

I checked, and it's absolutely true.

you know you've been there before

some of us cope better

i am perfectly capable of extolling my own virtues, thank you very much.

This shirt carries an important risk warning actual risk factor less than 0.000001%

this shirt contains an important safety message

they say two wrongs don't make a right, and as it happens, one wrong doesn't either.

please don't answer my rhetorical questions, it is nauseating.

Never fear, Chicken Man is here, and no one can hold a candle to the fear of the legendary Chicken Man. Good luck out running him, even with a head start. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape some super villain's evil plot, no doubt.

my favourite TV show has made me afraid of so many things.

written in Gallifreyan

for all my fellow sufferers, you're welcome.

who says it's a fundamental constant? Laws of thermodynamics my foot! Why, back in my day when anything was going to degrade over time it really got on with it, not like the nonsense that happens today...

you should try nostalgia – it is so much better than the garbage people try to push on everyone nowadays.

Long ago, the Duke of Milan commissioned a little known artist to erect a Mammoth statue of a horse. The time was 1481... The artist was Leonardo da Vinci... The guy on the donkey's just a guy on a donkey.

I am Groot

Mastered the ancient Japanese art of tsundoku? me too. Now you can proclaim your master status.

the World Community for Christian Meditation Australia. meditation - it's not what you think

This is the logo for the Antaries Starship from the upcoming movie find the movie page on facebook https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=antaries%20movie

anyone who says God can't be proven. The mathematician Kurt Gödel disagrees. Here is ontological proof for the existence of God.

It's a shirt and it tells you how you should feel about your continued existence. That's all it does; all day. Call this job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.

can't coose a side? sit on the fence. Autocons and deceptibots unite.

this is how i drive... get in, sit down, shut up and hold on.

I'm not going to dictate to you what kind of day you should have - that's up to you.

Q/ What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? A/ a great deal of confusion about whether/how to respond. hours of fun - try it for yourself.