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The Ben - one who speaks up with the correct answer - possibly too often.

it isn't paranoia if they're really out to get you.

not sure where this design came from, just found it scrawled on a shirt and figured the designers know what they're doing. hope you like it.

you know you've thought it about something, or someone at one time in your life.

I made this for my little girl - Talitha because this is where we got her name from, and it seems really appropriate for a little girl whose tummy seems to be a bottomless pit right now.

Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

this is why you shouldn't get your friend to test how bullet proof your top is with an assault rifle while you're wearing it.

Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

another revision of the iconic design

for those folks who occasionally feel the need to drop an f-bomb - now your shirt can do it for you.

Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

Ever wonder what kinds of games the other reindeer were excluding poor Rudolph from, and why?

It is true to say that there is a genuine risk of human spontaneous combustion** Cautionary signs may be required. **actual risk may be less than 0.003%

best wishes from the future alien overlor- er, I mean interplanetary guests. make the most of the time you have.

those nice people gave you a whole new life - the least you can do is offer a little free promotion.

every person who has to negotiate a price for work will understand this conundrum.