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There's nothing more masculine than a couple of muscular beefcakes wrestling with one another. Get the sleeveless version of the t-shirt if you're not a jabroni.

Tags: macs-hell-yeah, hell-yeah, charlie-kelly, frank-reynolds, dennis-reynolds

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The official school of muff divers everywhere.

Tags: lesbian, big-daddy, happy-madison-productions, hubie-halloween, happy-madison

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Great shirt to wear in your Irish pub.

Tags: kiss-my-irish, paddys-pub, dee-reynolds, frank-reynolds, mac

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Would you hit that?

Tags: boxing, funny-quote, happy-madison, ta-ta-today-junior, adam-sandler

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Funny wiener t-shirt for wiener lovers.

Tags: halloween, happy-madison, ta-ta-today-junior, rirruto, adam-sandler

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Warn the public you possess the defense mechanisms of a skunk.

Tags: if-you-can-read-this, big-daddy, funny-saying, funny-quote, hubie-dubois

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Become a Boner Donor today!

Tags: funny-quote, happy-madison-productions, big-daddy, rirruto, ta-ta-today-junior

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Did you shave your balls specifically for an event only to be severely disappointed? This may be the right shirt for you.

Tags: red, victor-zsasz, superhero, testicles, funny-slogan

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I'm in love with a man... a man named God.

Tags: christianity, rickety-cricket, night-man, day-man, riot-mac

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God Bless Philadelphia.

Tags: its-always-sunny, philadelphia-76ers, its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia, republican, democrat

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The Burns Empire was a grouping of businesses and properties owned by billionaire Charles Montgomery Burns.

Tags: lenny, milhouse, bart-simpson, burns-casino, little-lisa-recycling

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Well? What part?

Tags: cute, what-up-my-knittaz, dont-you-understand, mr-jacobson, mr-frond

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Founded in 1889.

Tags: burger-of-the-day, waggstaff-school, back-to-school, school-emblem, principal-spoors

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Custom themed funerals & caskets. Next to Bob's Burgers on Ocean Avenue.

Tags: jimmy-pesto, butts, jimmy-pesto-jr, jimmy-pestos-pizzeria, bobs-burger

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Rat exterminators with a sense of humor.

Tags: jimmy-pestos-pizzeria, bobsburger, burger-of-the-day, jimmy-pesto, linda-belcher

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Louise's imaginative creation for burger of the day.

Tags: funny, candy, jimmy-pestos-pizzeria, jimmy-pesto, burgers

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Any burger place's arch nemesis...

Tags: jimmy-pesto, bobsburgers, burger-of-the-day, pizza, burgers

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Do you have brittle bones? Do you get plenty of Malk?

Tags: steamed-hams, milhouse, martin-prince, moe-szyslak, maggie

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PC Babies! They're coming to your town! PC Babies! The wokest kids around! When there's somethin' problematic, they're gonna let you know. Making things fun and, gender neutral, everywhere they go! They're everybody's favesies; They're PC Babies!

Tags: politically-correct, strong-woman, mr-hanky, marijuana, tegridy-farms

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Unofficial merch of the Ricky Bobby race team. Shake and bake, baby!

Tags: sports, cars, drag-racing, sponsor, speedway

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Got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.

Tags: frat, movies, beanie, college, wedding-crashers

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Donating 100% of muffin stumps to the homeless.

Tags: larry-david, festivus, serenity-now, newman, george-costanza-quotes

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Promotional t-shirt for Jiffy Park as worn by Cosmo Kramer.

Tags: nostalgia, tv-shows, 90s, jiffy, parking-lot

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Show the world you've got some good ol' fashioned 'Tegridy'. Please note: This shirt is not made from 100% hemp.

Tags: 420, cannabis, weed, pc-principal, tegridy

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Home of the big salad.

Tags: yada-yada-yada, serenity-now, soup-nazi, festivus, kruger-industrial

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Do you love the 1980's hit sitcom Webster as much as Flanders? This is the shirt for you.

Tags: mr-burns, reverend-lovejoy, diffrent-strokes, gary-coleman, duff

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I'm a surfer!

Tags: tv-shows, bart, homer, cartoons, matt-groening

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Look, Daddy, Todd is stupid and I'm with him. And now Mommy's stupid!

Tags: principal-skinner, bart-simpson, reverend-lovejoy, springfield, rod-flanders

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Also expert shoe repair.

Tags: bart, cartoons, animation, mr-burns, matt-groening

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Great shirt for when you just feel like running.

Tags: run-forrest-run, lieutenant-dan, bubba, forest-gump, happy-face

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Now with 20% more prizes!

Tags: farmer, sugar, steamed-hams, principal-skinner, moe-szyslak

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Channel the Gaylord's Force with this fabulous tee.

Tags: karl-hevacheck, bitch-better-have-my-honey, free-karl, lets-get-weird, demamp-camp

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Unofficial merch of Springfield's infamous Mr. Burns Casino.

Tags: tv-shows, bart, mr-burns-casino, krusty-the-clown, springfield

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The finest high-end liqueur Pawnee has to offer.

Tags: nick-offerman, pawnee-parks-department, leslie-knope, rent-a-swag, liqueur

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Show your love for Springfield's favorite left-handed specialty store. Everything for the left handed man, woman and child.

Tags: kwik-e-mart, reverend-lovejoy, todd-flanders, rodd-flanders, sexy-flanders

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The perfect shirt for jumping the Springfield Gorge on your skateboard. Disclaimer: Do not attempt to jump the Springfield Gorge on your skateboard. With or without this shirt.

Tags: beer, moes-tavern, moe-szyslak, krusty, mr-burns

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