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Colorado's favorite hot dog store!

CumHammer is a brand management agency that appears in the Season Twenty-Six episode "The Worldwide Privacy Tour".

Condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o Ball-o?

" I- I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?"

Would you like me to draw it for the cat? Because the cat would get it!

Polybius is an urban legend concerning a fictitious 1981 arcade game. The legend describes the game as part of a government-run crowdsourced psychology experiment based in Portland, Oregon. Gameplay supposedly produced intense psychoactive and addictive effects in the player.

All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling.

Goes well with Khlav Kalash. No bowl. Stick.

Goes well with Khlav Kalash. No bowl. Stick.

Tastes like sh*t. You wont care!

Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.

Jaws was one of the original blockbusters, both mesmerizing and terrorizing audiences in the summer of 1975 when it first premiered. Filled with tension, Roy Scheider’s line as Chief Brody cuts the suspense with comic relief after the audience’s first jump scare sighting of the shark. Jaws has one of the most iconic famous lines ever.

After Napoleon chastises him for eating all the freakin’ chips, Kip offers this rejoinder. Besides, he’s training to be a cage fighter.

Ben Stiller plays the nervous Greg, who accompanies his fiancee home to meet her parents. Robert De Niro plays her stern, impossible-to-impress father who pushes Greg into expanding on white lies about growing up on a farm and milking cats. After Greg mimes milking cats he claims you can milk anything with nipples and De Niro’s dad character clarifies with further questioning.

Ben Stein’s epic wooden delivery of taking attendance captures the almost existential ennui of the high school classroom experience. Matthew Broderick plays the iconic high schooler who skips class and gets the audience rooting for any and all similar escapees.

Bill Murray utters the clever one-liner as scientist Peter Venkman in this classic comedy about paranormal wisecrackers saving the big city from monsters. Venkman squirms like a capsized insect after the close encounter with the computer-animated, crass, potato-esque ghost.

Christopher Guest, an auteur of hilarious mockumentaries like Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show, stars as Nigel, the hard rocker whose amp knobs don’t stop at ten. They’re one notch louder as he explains to Rob Reiner who plays the fictional documentarian following the legendary metal band “Spinal Tap.”

Look to iconic romantic comedies for funny movie quotes that’ll get you chuckling every time you hear them. Estelle Reiner, director Rob Reiner’s mom, actually delivered this side-splitting line after Meg Ryan, as Sally, effectively proves to Harry (Billy Crystal) that he doesn’t understand women as well as he thinks he does.

Ice Cube, as anti-stoner Craig, utters “Bye, Felicia,” with a casual, deadpan zing—he doesn’t even give his annoying neighbor, Felicia, a chance to ask for favors before he cuts her off and sends her on her way.

Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner, Wooderson, who hobnobs with high schoolers in the 1970s nostalgia comedy Dazed and Confused.

As famously said by Hans Solo to a giggling Chewbacca.

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property,

Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy.

I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?

That’s not fair! Rizzuto’s not a word! He’s a baseball player! You’re cheating!

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

We're going to pop some punk ass b-bloods.

Vote Giant Douche for school mascot!

Elect Turd Sandwich for school mascot!

Baywatch Lifeguards or Baywatch LA County Lifeguards is a division of the Los Angeles County Fire Department.

Eagle Fang Karate is a karate dojo established by Johnny Lawrence.

I'm H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and bicyclist. I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits and the women that I frequent with.

Norwegian style.

Channel the Lord's Force with this fantastic tee.

Credigree Weed is the Black family's current residence and weed business.