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Do you respect wood? You've demonstrated a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it.

Join the ranks of the legendary Pawnee Goddesses with this empowering tee! Inspired by Deputy Director Leslie Knope, celebrate friendship, unity, and girl power in style.

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

In a time where to be different was to be condemned, and to be condemned was to die, one man chose to question his God. Beijing Film Festival Crying Monkey Award winner. Starring Kirk Lazarus & Tobey Maguire

The heart-wrenching story of Jack, a simple farmhand who can talk to animals. You make me happy. Starring Tugg Speedman.

The perfect shirt to wear with your flood pants. Your feet may get wet, but your cuffs will remain bone dry.

Hello Jerry....

"The blunder of the century" - Forbes Magazine

"More than tolerable" —The London Echo "Not as long as some musicals" —The Banner "The audience applauded" —The Evening Informer

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing? Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on... yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Let me hear my dogs. My Muthafuckin’ Rancho Cucamonga dogs. Don't forget to check out the merch table, it's on fleek.

Let me hear my dogs. My Muthafuckin’ Rancho Cucamonga dogs. Don't forget to check out the merch table, it's on fleek.

Dan Yella is my porn daddy.

You'd be a grade-a moron to ever question attending Bovine University ©

Can I borrow a feelin'? Could you send me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love!

Litchfield Correctional Institution is a minimum security prison located in Litchfield, NY.

The perfect gift for your pigmentally-challenged friend, family member, collegue or lover.

You're a rabid anti-dentite!

Be the best dressed student at Wagstaff.

He was once just a promotional item but has become so much more.

Forbes called it the 'Blunder of the Century'. Little overblown, don't you think? What about 'New Coke'?

You know that little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car in a parking lot? That should be on every car! And some things are so snazzy they never go out of style — like tail fins! And bubble domes! And shag carpeting!

Springfield's most addictive organic produce.

"Tastes like Grandma..."

Will you two stop saying gummi so much...

This Talladega Nights inspired t-shirt features the iconic phrase "Shake n' Bake".

Colorado's favorite hot dog store!

Condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o Ball-o?

" I- I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?"

Would you like me to draw it for the cat? Because the cat would get it!

Polybius is an urban legend concerning a fictitious 1981 arcade game. The legend describes the game as part of a government-run crowdsourced psychology experiment based in Portland, Oregon. Gameplay supposedly produced intense psychoactive and addictive effects in the player.

All right, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling.

Goes well with Khlav Kalash. No bowl. Stick.

Goes well with Khlav Kalash. No bowl. Stick.