UnlovelyFrankenstein

It's important that things are labeled correctly.

Hail, Cosmic Self! Taro! Caro! Salamond! Logo for the esoteric Psychic Occult Society of Rachel, Kansas.

Another vampire girl to give me hot love bites, down at the Monster Club

Doing my part to boost South Carolina's tourism industry.

This was pretty much my go-to cassette tape for recording songs off the radio.

Cities on flame with analog rock and roll.

South Carolina's new state motto

My gnarly tribute to H.P. Lovecraft.

My portrait of actress Andrée Melly from my favorite Hammer film, 1960's The Brides of Dracula.

Prior to his career as an actor, Don Knotts was one of the world's leading paranormalists. A student of Thelema and a renounced psychic, Knotts helped London police trap and defeat a vampire that had sought refuge there after World War II. He later won five Emmy awards.

My tribute to the 1964 Herschell Gordon Lewis masterpiece Two Thousand Maniacs.

Art deco poster art for France's famed Théâtre des Vampires.

Paul! Ah-ah! His name is a killing word!

Spook Show-style design featuring Maila Nurmi as Vampira, the trailblazing TV horror host.

The greatest movie Vincent Price and William Castle never made.

I never knew how disturbing the famous "Bat Boy" image actually was until I spent a few days staring at it. It's our generation's "The Scream."

A retro-style design showcasing Hollywood's best badguy Lee Van Cleef

Bringing joy to the world one sad tee-shirt at a time.

The thing about a shark, he's got black eyes. Lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

The bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta.

A recreation of Mel Brooks' credit from Young Frankenstein.

From Beef's 1975 U.S. tour ... his last ever.

Horror icon Vincent Price.

It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time!

In 1984, WYIC created promotional items for local horror host Peter Vincent. Following an accident at the printing plant, only a small number of items ever made it into the hands of fans.

A recreation of a vintage spook show/ghost party poster from the mid-20th century. Probably not haunted.

A recreation of a vintage spook show/ghost party poster from the mid-20th century. Probably not haunted.

Aleister Crowley would have hated this design.

My alternate movie poster for the Vincent Price classic, "The Abominable Dr. Phibes," with art inspired by the Aurora's Monster Model Kits. Two great tastes that taste great together!

I mean, probably. I'm not an expert or anything.

A recreation of Ed Wood's credit from the opening titles of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I went to Salem’s Lot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a thirst for blood.

I'd Rather Be Listening to the Classic Phillip Glass Score for Koyaanisqatsi. Pretty much what it says on the design.

The unblinking eye of Don Knotts sees all. He sees the things you've done. He sees the things you are going to do. His wrath will be without mercy.

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don’t come out.

For when your monster abolutely, positively has to have a mate. Not responsibly for any rejections of tissue/romantic interests that may transpire.