UnlovelyFrankenstein

Recreation of a poster for a 1947 appearance by Bela Lugosi at the Vista Theatre in Negaunee, Michigan. The show never happened, unfortunately. Lugosi reportedly cancelled because of illness.

For when you absolutely, postively have to smash the patriarchy.

In which I give Samurai Cop's Frank Washington the Andy Warhol treatment.

The unblinking eye of Don Knotts sees all. He sees the things you've done. He sees the things you are going to do. His wrath will be without mercy.

A recreation of Ed Wood's credit from the opening titles of Plan 9 from Outer Space.

The notorious Chesty Abaddon, host of the travelling Burlesque Diabolique/Satanic Burlesque "spook party", spent much the last century shocking audiences all around the world. Was it cursed? Were the stories about deaths/tragic accidents left in its wake really true, or just urban legends? Abaddon went missing in 1966/67, taking with her any answers she might be able to provide about what happened both on the stage and behind it. This particular advertisement was used during a 1927/28 tour.

For when your monster abolutely, positively has to have a mate. Not responsibly for any rejections of tissue/romantic interests that may transpire.

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don’t come out.

I went to Salem’s Lot and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a thirst for blood.

Directing credits for George Romero, David Cronenberg, Dario Argento, John Carpenter, Wes Craven and Tobe Hooper.

The greatest movie Vincent Price and William Castle never made.

No snark. No shouting. Just a simple, direct message for the people sitting in the intellectual back row.

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Vintage ad for one of 1980s many, many "satanic panic" television specials.

Ssouvenir program art from the Premiere Performance of The Grand Guignol Players to America

"It's better to burn out than fade away." A custom concert poster for Jetson's rocker Jet Screamer, from his legendary show at The Swivel Lounge.

Vintage spook show/ghost party design for Prof/ Zomby's A Night of Horror event.

Here's my restoration/revision of the vintage Grand Guignol poster for "The Woman Who Loved Heads." It was probably about exactly what you think it's about.

Le Carnaval Des Spectres, a recreation of a vintage Grand Guignol Theater poster. The Grand Guignol operated from 1897 to 1962 in Paris, but was permanently upstaged by the real-life horrors of World War II.

Lovecraft when through a metal phase in high school.

The Monster Rally YOU demanded! The Shock Monster! The Vampire Girl! The Teenage Werewolf! The Man Who Lost His Face! And straight from Hollywood ... the Moon Monster! All together on one stage! Are you brave enough to handle it?

The Golden Girls rule the city with iron fists. Rule #1: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Rule #2: Never cross the syndicate. Rule #3: Sicily always wets its beak.

Vintage spook-show style design for a live appearance by the Amazing Criswell, the stage name of professional psychic Jeron Criswell King. Criswell was a frequent guest of The Tonight Show and is best remembered today for his appearances in Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space and Night of the Ghouls.

Vintage-style tee shirt design for the Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor) and the Wild Rats would tour, from Velvet Goldmine.

A vintage-style design featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as 70s glam rocker Brian Slade/Maxwell Demon.

A vintage-style design featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as 70s glam rocker Brian Slade/Maxwell Demon.

Spook Show-style design featuring Maila Nurmi as Vampira, the trailblazing TV horror host.

John Brown did nothing wrong, despite what your teachers might have said.

Your puny existence is of no concern to the universe, but that doesn't mean that your existential crisis has to be boring. Go out in style with this retro-arcade graphic from the maniacs at Unlovely Frankenstein!

I survived summer camp at the Esoteric Order of Dagon in Innsmouth, Mass., and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt and a crippling existential crisis.

My trading-card inspired tribute to Michael Keaton.

The classic song Garbageman by The Cramps as an homage to Basil Gogos and Famous Monsters magazine.

In certain circles, the name Philip LeMarchand became known as the "architect of the damned." He was a French architect, artisan and designer who is posthumously credited as possibly one of the most prolific, if undiscovered, mass murderers in the history of the modern world.

An art nouveau portrait of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, with a motivational quote: The Beginning is Always Today."

My portrait of legendary horror host Vampira (Maila Nurmi) in her natural habitat.

Feeding, harassing or the unlawful killing or taking of the Sasquatch can result in substantial fines and/or jail time.