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Carl Kolchak knew the score.

Candy Darling, American actress and Warhol superstar.

I don't know much, but I know Lizzie Borden killed the hell out of her parents.

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

My tribute to Young Frankenstein.

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror turns 100 years old this year. Actor Max Shreck would have turned 143 this year, for those of you keeping score.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of a classic spook show poster.

A recreation of Leaf's classic Vampire Gum packaging.

A recreation of the packaging for Leaf's classic Monster Balls candy.

Some assembly requited.

I like my coffee how I like my metal.

The Hammer Films logo used in the opening titles of 1958's Horror of Dracula.

The Hammer Films logo used in the opening titles of 1960's Brides of Dracula.

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

It's an international tradition.

Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.

Abel Ferrar's classic MS. 45 as an early-20th century pulp novel.

John Matrix kiss more people before 9 a.m. than most people kill all day.

Plan 9 from Outer Space is still a better love story than Twilight. (Are we still making those jokes?)

The Cool Ghoul

A 1973-ish poster for a Kurt Wild and the Rats concert. Fake band! Real poster!

From the pages of your favorite monster magazine!

Death Rays for All!

Classic Halloween Americana, back in the days when trick or treat ruled Halloween night with an iron fist.

Moon monsters launch attack against Earth! How can science meet the menace of astral assassins?

Directed by Terence Fisher! Nuff said!

A film by Fritz Lang.

A recreation of David Cronenberg's credit from the opening titles of Naked Lunch.

It's Faces of Death and Chill. Do I have to draw you a map?

If you don't know who Roger Corman is, why are you reading this?

Pat Robertson said feminism "is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” Sure, it sounds profoundly stupid, but it doesn't even rank on the 10 stupidest things Pat Robertson has ever said.