Snark Kids Hoodies

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You got a problem with this bird?

A Masterclass in Sarcasm Design

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

A Totally funny snarky cute cartoon pineapple haters gonna hate Hawaiian pizza slice ham fruit and cheese tasty pizza pie slogan dinner pun humor design. Get a cute funny food motto pizza attitude product today. Hawaiian pizza is good just deal with it.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, white stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

White grunge letters: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know. Display this and change that.

Retro Slang: "bodacious" in shades of red and pink and in repeated text. Everything old is new again and neither 1980s slang nor 1970s disco fonts are ever really out of style.

Santa may know if you've been bad or good, but Krampus knows what you deserve.

Medieval woodcut from Heidelberg University in Germany, now cleaned and restored, with tongue in cheek caption added. Like absurdist humor, wordplay, AND the middle ages? Wow, niche.

I may have an irony deficiency

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, black stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west font. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Design available in other styles and colors.

Show the world your mood for the day! They can't say they weren't warned!

Oh bless your heart, honey. The original southern snark. Saloon-style old west letters in bright pink and orange; perfect for cowboys, cowgirls, and non-binary cowpersons everywhere.

In other words, get your shit together!

Are you snarky to your very core? Celebrate it!

Sarcastic (but jaunty!) skeleton + slogan: "But did you die?" in light blackletter (gothic) text. Maybe you're adventurous or maybe just anxious; just as long as you don't die. Other designs with the sardonic skeleton available.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nuance? Never heard of it." Maybe there's no room for grey/gray in your worldview - everything's black or white, good or bad, up or down, awesome or terrible. This is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

For all boys and men who have long hair and wear it with pride! Yes I am a boy, no I will not cut my hair.

Simple white letters on black background: "coulda woulda shoulda". Ehhhhh *shrug* maybe there are some things you coulda done differently, but no regrets, hey? Unless you decided not to get vaxxed. Regret that, and then rectify it while you can.

"Make it make sense" in ultra bright neon colors and slab letters. For the bewildered and overwhelmed - because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. Available in other colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "inspirational quote". Ehhhh, can't be bothered. Fill in your own inspirational quote. This design is like the blank card in Cards Against Humanity - choose your own snark.

Might as well let people know.

"Oh my days!" "Glory!" Well carry me out with the tongs!" Some of the most picturesque old slang sayings are those you'd hear your grandma say in surprise or happiness. Here in a vintage script font and mod colors.

Leave me alone.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "dad joke brewing". If he's not actually MAKING a dad joke, you know he's thinking one up. Is this your dad? Is this YOU?!

"I lost half a day of skiing" in cool winter blue - elegant serif font with snowflakes. For those ski slope accidents followed by lawsuits when there really just isn't anything more to say.

Exude magnanimity with this stylish design!

A funny Christmas typography design of the words duck cough, complete with a knitted stitch effect and framed in a wreath. Show your feelings with this ugly Christmas sweater.

A minimal typography design, of the word meh in gold script. Sometimes this is how the holidays make us feel.