Cynical Kids Hoodies

from contact with people.

Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

It's a bubble

internet

I can't keep up

Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

He's had enough of those #*%& darn @#$% clankers.

cynical unicorn funny quotes

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Cynical cat; cynical humor. Sarcastic, scornful cat. "Couldn't give a damn". Great design for the cat lover / owner.

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Whatever; cynical humor. Typography, cut out letters. Ransom-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Show your witty side with this unique design!

it's a bubble

Show your witty side with this unique design!

to establish an alibi

"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Fleabag horrible feeling quote

Clinical Cynical

DARIA MORGENDORFFER

Show your emotions.

DARIA

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

evolution of man will be ended by nuclear explosion but life will start again.

What did you DO?

Show how over it you are, with this stylish design!

Cynical Number Cruncher lettering aesthetic design with Plochere's Vermilion, Crayola's Orange, and Sunglow color combination. Gift for accountant, actuary, bookkeeper, auditor, analyst, teller, and all the number crunchers.

DARIA ANIMATED TV SHOW

This greaser sphynx cat is still bitter about you

Dude, just move on.

There's a romantic in every cynic, a grimace in every smile. Keep on grinning, it's just life.

Your days are numbered, cynical humor. Typography, metallic letters. Graffiti-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

Monte Carlo - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

S*it happens; cynical humor. Typography, metallic letters. Graffiti-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.