Cynical Kids Hoodies

I start to wonder if I am wrong

Tiny print of snarky comment

two out of three ain't bad.

If you don't like it, I have more. So many more...

Dude, just move on.

how would you know?

You get rewards and smiles for doing a really good job! Very well then! A giant yellow smiley face and text in white. Vintage distressed effect.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "What fresh hell is this?"

Snide dragon don't care, she just flames it all.

Lower your standards

that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

It makes me break out in sarcasm.

Skeptic

label yourself clearly

WHY would you like fries with that?

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Don't mess with introverts.

For those with opinions

Simple white lettering on black background: "30 years later - we're still stupid and contagious." Turns out a certain songwriter was 30 years too early. But here we are now. Ah, the humanity!

with witty t shirts

He just couldn't be more interested if he tried. Now feed him.

Not that I'm bitter.

How annoying is it when some dip**** you work with says “well there’s no I in team.” Was anyone asking for their worthless advice? Here’s a design to shut them up before they start spewing more inane platitudes. Enjoy!

Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

Then it's hide and seek

if you lose.

can help

I'm supposed to smell like this

Funny Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in black text on a variety of light color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

employee of the month

blood in my caffeine system

Someday We'll All Be Dead Groovy Retro

Awesome design with saying quote and inspirational quote for Christmas gift and hanksgiving present

You know this person. It could be you. It could be your friend. They are all heart, and waste no time on bull$#!%. All the rest is 50-50. An amazing gift that will last forever.

Bad Snowflake, No Trophy. Sarcastic quote in white text on a variety of colors. Say it loud to all the precious snoflakes. Piss me off? No trophy for you! Makes a great gift for fans of sarcasm.

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