Cynical Stickers

from contact with people.

Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

It's a bubble

internet

I can't keep up

He's had enough of those #*%& darn @#$% clankers.

Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

Perfect for the person who has no tolerance for stupid questions.

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I'm Actually Not Funny. I'm just Really Mean and People think I'm Joking” design on your favorite apparel and gifts

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

cynical unicorn funny quotes

Cynical cat; cynical humor. Sarcastic, scornful cat. "Couldn't give a damn". Great design for the cat lover / owner.

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

it's a bubble

Whatever; cynical humor. Typography, cut out letters. Ransom-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

to establish an alibi

Fleabag horrible feeling quote

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People.” design on your favorite apparel.

"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Clinical Cynical

Show your witty side with this unique design!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Of Course Your Opinion Matters. Just Not to Me.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Show your emotions.

evolution of man will be ended by nuclear explosion but life will start again.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Before you criticize some, you should walk a mile in their shoes” design on your favorite apparel.

Show your witty side with this unique design!

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

Show how over it you are, with this stylish design!

Not for religiously sensitive persons icon.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

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