Cynical Humor Kids T-Shirts

Which is the fun one?

Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things

label yourself clearly

Funny Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in black text on a variety of light color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Lower your standards

that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Simple white letters on black background: "Be Best". Ahhh, Melania. Announcing an anti-bullying campaign when you're married to the biggest bully on the planet. Was it irony? Was it a lack of self-awareness? Who knows? Be Best.

It makes me break out in sarcasm.

Skeptic

with witty t shirts

if you lose.

I start to wonder if I am wrong

can help

blood in my caffeine system

For those with opinions

The other national deficit

Information goes into it and is never seen again

How annoying is it when some dip**** you work with says “well there’s no I in team.” Was anyone asking for their worthless advice? Here’s a design to shut them up before they start spewing more inane platitudes. Enjoy!

Bad Snowflake, No Trophy. Sarcastic quote in white text on a variety of colors. Say it loud to all the precious snoflakes. Piss me off? No trophy for you! Makes a great gift for fans of sarcasm.

You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

The sun'll come out.. shut up.

Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Funny and cynical alien design. For anyone who believes in ufo, but lost faith in humanity. Great retro vintage artwork with a dark twist of an alien pun.

People who say “Good Morning” should be forced to prove it. Funny ant-mornings quote. Get it on Tees and other gifts. Hate mornings? Want to smash your alarm clock? Do you sleep in until the crack of noon? This design is for those of us who are not a morning person.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

I’m Not Rude T-shirts. Featuring the saying “I’m not rude, I’m honest” Don’t feel bad about telling like it is. If they can’t take a joke, they can take a cab! Enjoy some fashion for the filterless.

People say I act like I don’t Care. It’s not an act. Sarcastic saying on a t-shirt. Wear your ambivalence with pride. Also available on other gifts and apparel.

the perfect gift if you feel like an emotionless robot on the inside

Funny saying on T-Shirts and other gifts and apparel. “I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” Perfect clothing design for your favorite know-it-all.

Quote by Rudyard Kipling that says it all about the art world.

This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Funny saying that describes some people's reasoning abilities.

If your cynicism is telling you it won't be a fun time, you might as well let everyone know how you feel.