Cynical Humor Kids T-Shirts

It's all about the money, honey!

What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - Funny slogan black fashion text design

skinny people who tried to give me diet tips. Do not harass the fat person.

unique blend of humor with this colorful illustration featuring a rainbow and kawaii sun.Brighten up your day with a touch of sarcasm! Shop now and let your personality shine through.

Hard to believe anything you hear in the news, there are so many voices yelling from every mountaintop proclaiming the real truth. I don't believe them. I'm a cynic. I carry a badge.

seems to have malfunctioned

George Carlin - Comedy legend. Cynical, sarcastic voice of the people

Morbid Humor T-Shirt | Funny Unicorn I'm Dead Inside Shirt by Morbid Humor | Cynical Misanthrope Shirts

protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

I couldn't sleep right now and a very intrusive, cynical thought just popped in my head. Why do we live our short lives worrying about things that won't matter in the end?

Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

that means you don't have to hit me.

I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

This is My Best Shot - hand drawing and handwriting.

Generation X — the alienated, forgotten, misbegotten children of history.

Black or Blue

metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

faster than you can kill them

Funny T-Shirt. Sarcastic quote “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for the lovable grouch. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Charles Bukowski: Dream Girl "I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare." -- A "Fantastical" illustration of a young woman with red eyes and an intense stare on a Dark Background

This funny design is the perfect gift idea for grumpy people that never have anything nice to say. If you know a pessimistic person that never says anything positive and want to get them a special gift, then this design is for you. So what are you waiting for? Surprise that defeatist in your life!

It's the sort of thing you hear as a kid or say as a parent when someone is pushing the boundaries. The ideal gift for an exasperated parent.

This is a great gift for anyone. Kids, teenagers, boys or girls, college graduates, adults, men or women. It's a great birthday present or just a present for your friends. Get this great looking clothing for someone special or yourself.

Just no. No, its a no from me.

for external use only

it knows where I am.

Why would they look here?

Milk and cookies. Deadliest of enemies. Unfortunately cookies don't realise until it's too late...

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

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Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir

Livin' the Dream with RBF: A funny design for the person with a dry sense of humor in your life, fun on a t-shirt or coffee cup.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He know when you're awake, OK - you should probably get a restraining order. Funny cynical adult Christmas design. Great holiday season humor.

Radiate negativity design with yellow and black radioactive symbol and sun rays radiating outside. We all feel those negative vibes every once in a while,and this design helps you keep the optimists and the happy people away. So grab it now for you or make it a perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.

Radiate negativity design with yellow and red radioactive symbol and sun rays radiating outsideWe all feel those negative vibes every once in a while,and this design helps you keep the optimists and the happy people away. So grab it now for you or make it a perfect gift idea to the natural born pessimist among your friends and family.

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