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I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

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Every item sold will help Grizzly Paw Smokers Competition team , compete in the 2020 BBQ season.

Weaponized Autism T-Shirt. Funny Meme 80s Aesthetic Shirt for meme lovers, dank meme makers and autism fans everywhere. Original Weaponized Autism Shirt Design featuring classic eighties style weaponized autism artwork.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Your Hole is my Goal

Overthinker Funny Sayings Design in Black and White

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Funny sayings - Everything happens for a reason.

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

sorry not sorry

Funny Sayings Camping Is In Tents Vintage Distressed Look

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

WTF

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

If you met my family you would understand funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

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