Sayings Funny Magnets

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Funny t-shirt sayings

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Swing For The Retarded Shirt - June 6th 1982 Committee Member T-shirt Gift idea perfect for committee members, golf players, golf club members, retarded people, and someone with less advanced mental, physical, or social development than other people of the same age, and disability. Grab this design as a birthday gift, International Day of Disabled Persons gift, Golf Day gift, and as everyday gift for your mom, dad, daughter, son, grandma, grandpa, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any friend who likes golf or has a disability or as awareness.

Weaponized Autism T-Shirt. Funny Meme 80s Aesthetic Shirt for meme lovers, dank meme makers and autism fans everywhere. Original Weaponized Autism Shirt Design featuring classic eighties style weaponized autism artwork.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

Funny Golf World's Okayest Golfer

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

Allergic to people print

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy

FUNNY QUOTES

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

sorry not sorry

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Thug Life

Your Hole is my Goal

WTF

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Beach Please T-Shirt. Sun Summer Funny Sayings Shirt for sun, sand and sea fans everywhere. Original Beach Please Shirt Design featuring classic beach vacation summer artwork.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

For when you are festive, but want to be left alone

Bitch i will put you in a trunk and help people look for you stop playing with me funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Adios Bitchachos

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.