Sayings Funny T-Shirts

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Funny t-shirt sayings

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Swing For The Retarded Shirt - June 6th 1982 Committee Member T-shirt Gift idea perfect for committee members, golf players, golf club members, retarded people, and someone with less advanced mental, physical, or social development than other people of the same age, and disability. Grab this design as a birthday gift, International Day of Disabled Persons gift, Golf Day gift, and as everyday gift for your mom, dad, daughter, son, grandma, grandpa, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any friend who likes golf or has a disability or as awareness.

Weaponized Autism T-Shirt. Funny Meme 80s Aesthetic Shirt for meme lovers, dank meme makers and autism fans everywhere. Original Weaponized Autism Shirt Design featuring classic eighties style weaponized autism artwork.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Every item sold will help Grizzly Paw Smokers Competition team , compete in the 2020 BBQ season.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Go Outside Worst Case Scenario A Bear Kills You Funny Camping Hiking Bear T-Shirt This T-Shirt is a great gift For Mens Womens, For camping lovers who like to go hiking in the woods and into the forest would love to see a bear. Great to give away to hikers who walk through the woods to see the trees, mountains, and rivers.

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

Funny Golf World's Okayest Golfer

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Overthinker Funny Sayings Design in Black and White

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

Allergic to people print

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Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! T-Shirt. Anxiety Rainbow Awkward Shirt for nerds, introverts and social anxiety sufferers and fans everywhere. Original Guess Who's Got Anxiety?! Shirt Design featuring rainbow anxiety artwork.

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

This funny electrician gifts electrician problem solution sarcasm is a perfect gifts for electrician. This electrician design makes a cool fathers day gifts for electricians and technician who loves electrician humor and funny electrician jokes

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

sorry not sorry

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

WTF

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Funny t-shirt sayings love me hate me I'm me

Beach Please T-Shirt. Sun Summer Funny Sayings Shirt for sun, sand and sea fans everywhere. Original Beach Please Shirt Design featuring classic beach vacation summer artwork.