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Holy Hand Grenade Script

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Alchemist's Vision Mountain Fanatic Design

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

The Holy Mountain

Alejandro's Surreal Tribute The Mountain Retro Tee

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Rabbit of Caerbannog

Starry Knight

Ni!

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Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain".

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

Sometimes I mishear things

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

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Adoration of the Trinity by Albrecht Durer, 1511.

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Black Knight

Tarot inspired design of Ludwig the Holy Blade from Bloodborne

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

No Ordinary Rabbit

And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Tis but a Scratch

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.