The Holy Pillows

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Alchemist's Vision Mountain Fanatic Design

Alejandro's Surreal Tribute The Mountain Retro Tee

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

The Holy Mountain

Ni!

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Starry Knight

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Rabbit of Caerbannog

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

it's just a flesh wound

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain".

The black knight always triumphs!

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

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Tis but a Scratch

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Black Knight

Adoration of the Trinity by Albrecht Durer, 1511.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

This is what I picture every time I hear the words Holy Diver. That is the long and short of this one.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,