The Holy Merch

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Alchemist's Vision Mountain Fanatic Design

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Starry Knight

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

The Holy Mountain

Alejandro's Surreal Tribute The Mountain Retro Tee

Ni!

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Tribute to Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain".

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

A vintage engraving of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, the Immaculate Heart of Mary and the Pure Heart of Saint Joseph.

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

No Ordinary Rabbit

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Tis but a Scratch

Tarot inspired design of Ludwig the Holy Blade from Bloodborne

A distressed, dark psychedelic, ode to the genius Alexandro Jodorwsky and his beautiful film the Holy Mountain

Sometimes I mishear things

The black knight always triumphs!

Elderberry Wine

Black Knight

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Adoration of the Trinity by Albrecht Durer, 1511.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.