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The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

It's a major award!

You'll shoot your eye out!

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A Christmas Story Tribute

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Knit Pattern

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

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It's a major award!

The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

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Now you too can show the results of your 'Mind Powers' with this Major Award design. Celebrating one of the Greatest Christmas Movies ever, and the Old Man's most prized possession. Makes the perfect Christmas Gift!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

It's a major award!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Ralph wants you to wear it.

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Fragile It Must Be Italian - A Christmas Story- Ralphie - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Red Ryder

Sketch of famous leg lamp from classic Christmas film.

It's a Major Award Goo Parody

A Christmas Story Tribute

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In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

You'll shoot your eye out

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A Christmas Story Tribute

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

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Next time someone asks you what happened to your leg, point to this tee and wait for the dollars to start rolling in.

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