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The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

It's a major award!

You'll shoot your eye out!

A Christmas Story Tribute

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Knit Pattern

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

It's a major award!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

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It's a Major Award Goo Parody

A Christmas Story Tribute

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

You'll shoot your eye out

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A Christmas Story Tribute

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!

Next time someone asks you what happened to your leg, point to this tee and wait for the dollars to start rolling in.

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas movie, but it's also a Christmas classic. Just ask Ralphie. Note: check my store for another version without the bunny suit,

When you're taking out terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza, your best chance of survival would be to use a Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock.

Amputee Leg Quote - Funny Prosthetic Legged Surgery

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

It must be Italian! It's a major award!

Broken leg story, real version $10, funny version $20! Perfect get well soon gift for men and women with broken appendages.

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A Christmas Story Tribute

The perfect design for your favorite Christmas fan!