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Wanderlust. If you love travel, wandering, hiking, the outdoors, or even just beautiful minimalist typography design, this is for you.

You're a fighter - and a damn classy one. There's fight in you, and whether that's a literal fight club membership, your willingness to fight for social justice, fight against racism, fight against cancer, fight in war, fight your personal battle, or you just want to tell friends that ' i will fight your fight ', this shirt is for you.

Alive. It's a great thing to be! Inspired by Pearl Jam, Only Alive. But you can also wear this if you like to say say i'm alive, to prove you're living, or to tell yourself that it's alive or die. Alive only!

Always. Always be yourself. Always keep fighting. Always right. Always hungry. Always late. Always and forever. Always a veteran. Always a bitch. Always accurate. Always be a yourself. Always cook. Always do your best. Always forward. Always follow your dream. Always first. Always fresh.

Sorry, My Weekend is Booked! A great book quote for the bookworm in your life who loves reading novels, going to the library, or loves their e reader. If you're bookish, a book nerd, or a book worm, wear this book design to out yourself as a bookworm! Read on!

Wifi Food and Bed. The three most important things in life! Wifi Food Bed is a minimalist typography design for free wifi addicts who love food, bed, and sleeping. Eating and sleeping are great on their own, but made so much better with wifi in the air. A perfect gift for the food lover in your life!

Assume nothing. This great minimal assume typography design hits on the new assume trend: pointing out just how much we assume in our daily lives. For example, assume never wrong, assume I'm happy, assume nothing gay pride, don't assume control, assume audit manager is always right, don't assume that, most assume, and did you just assume my gender.

This classic mad scientist typography design captures classic vintage line and brands you a fan of mad science. Whether you're wanting to promote a call for mad scientists unite, or want to have some sweet science swag for a mad scientist science march protest, this scientist shirt is perfect! Doesn't matter if you're a biologist, chemist, mathematician: mad science knows no field!

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Roses are Red, I'm Going to Bed. The perfect poem for lazy people who love sleep, sleeping, and bed. This Sarcastic Valentines Saying is great for people who love to riff on the old roses are red rhyme.

Dungeons and Dragons - Liches be Crazy! If you play dnd, your dungeon master has probably had your party encounter a lich or lich king. A perfect dungeons and dragons game or dnd memes gift!

Tarasquing For It! A fantastic dungeons and dragons pun that puts your knowledge of dungeons and dragons tabletop front and center. Never battled a tarasque? One of the iconic dnd monsters, the tarasque is an rpg foe worthy of the most sadistic dungeon master plots. Its tanklike armor and special abilities usually make it a headache to kill, at best!

I'm her Thelma, and she's my Louise! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Dog Lover - I just want to hang out with my dog! If you're a dog owner who loves spending time with your dog (or dogs) you'll love this 'i love dogs' design!

The Dice Giveth and the Dice Taketh Away! This fantastic d20 dice design is a quote relating to dungeons and dragons (or dnd) and other tabletop roleplay games. May your dungeon master have mercy on you!

D20 Send Me Dice Pics! This fantastic 20 sided die design is a great dnd memes phrase for those familiar with playing dungeons and dragons... or any other tabletop roleplaying game requiring the d20! May all your roles be crits.

D20 Send Me Dice Pics! This fantastic 20 sided die design is a great dnd memes phrase for those familiar with playing dungeons and dragons... or any other tabletop roleplaying game requiring the d20! May all your roles be crits.

Human Skull with Crown Design! Whether you love gothic horror, bones, the undead, and creepy things, or just like the iconic statement of wearing slain royal kings, the human skull, and crowns, this shirt is for you!

Easily Distracted By Cats! A cute cat lover gift, perfect for the cat lover in your life! Catshirt makes a great cat gifts idea, highlighting the love for cats, funny cats, and cat apparel.

Easily Distracted By Dogs - Dog Lover Gift is a dog design for your favorite dog lover! If you love dogs, need dog gift ideas, or need a present for a dog animal lover, this handsome, clean design is perfect!

Tears of my students is a great design for teachers and professors! Teaching life is hard, and constantly dealing with students can be rough. My students have an awesome teacher, say some, but others know that steaching can take tough love! This teacher funny gift idea is great for teachers on birthdays and christmas.

Still I Rise! Inspirational design for equal rights activists, social justice warriors, feminists, liberals, democrats, people who love positivity, and anyone who believes in equality.

Gold and pearl crown design! Show off your inner king with this stylish crown design. Makes a perfect gift for the king, queen, princess, prince, or other royalty in your life.

Don't Cry Because It's Over - Smile Because It Happened - Dr. Seuss Quote. Set over a beautiful sunrise. A fantastic quote for life full of positive energy! Literary quotes and book quotes like these are fantastic reminders to live life to the fullest!

Be Yourself Everyone Else Is Already Taken - Oscar Wilde Quote. This fantastic Oscar Wilde quote is one of the best quotes for life with positive energy and encourages everyone to be yourself. This book quote design features a calm, dark sea.

Always Forgive Your Enemies - Oscar Wilde Quote! This beautiful Oscar Wilde quote about forgiveness is a fantastic book quote, with a grand design which shows hands at a piano.

Del Sol - The Sun Tarot Design is a fantastic bold design for fans of astronomy and astrology. Whether you're a sun god or sun goddess, this tarot art design is perfect!

This El Sol Loteria Mexican Tarot Card is a design inspired by mexican bingo, or loteria mexicana. It's also a perfect gift for tarot card astrological horoscope lovers.

This La Calavera Loteria Mexican Tarot Card is a vintage grunge skull design inspired by mexican bingo, or loteria mexicana. It's also a perfect gift for tarot card astrological horoscope lovers.

If you're a doctoral student or you're working on your thesis, then let the world know with this cool Ph.D. shirt! This doctorate degree t shirt makes the perfect graduation present / gift for the doctor or professor in your life.

Cool Story Bro - Minimalist Sarcastic Saying. This minimal sarcasm design is perfect for those who want to let others know they don't care right off the bat.

How are humans alive? This B99 quote is from detective Jake Peralta to Captain Raymond Holt of Brooklyn Nine Nine (or brooklyn 99) a sarcastic saying from the show's 4th season.

B99 Quote - Every Time You Talk I Hear the Sound Pac Man Makes When He Dies. This fantastic quote by Gina Linetti of Brooklyn Nine Nine was to Detective Charles Boyle, comrade and cohort of detective Jake Peralta and Captain Raymond Holt. This sarcastic saying is one of many Gina makes, alongside Gina Knows Best and Gina Told You So.

You're Government Test Subject #837A92-J. You've been raised by a government research officer, the product of laboratory science. Whether you're a character in a science fiction novel or a neo-noir film about government corruption, you're the hero of your own story: the lab rat who gained super powers, or escaped with new cybernetic modifications. The research of the mad scientist who formed you has only made you stronger!