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Coffee is a necessity. How many times a week do you start the day with a coffee first thing? If the answer is 7, then this coffee lover saying shirt is for you! For many people coffee comes before everything; not even breakfast makes its way further up the priority list. It makes the list on coffee lover must haves and great coffee lover gift for the person in your life who truly believes that coffee is life.

Coffee is one of the most heavily consumed drinks worldwide. And believe it or not, a lot of recent studies published by the American Heart Association and other organisations are finding that coffee really *does* help. It lowers your risk for type 2 diabetes, types of cancer and cardiovascular disease when it's consumed in moderation, on top of helping us function better during mornings or when we need to stay awake late into the night. Next time you brew your cuppa joe, remember that no matter what the world's throwing at you: coffee helps!

"Holy Mother-Forking Shirtballs!" It doesn't sound like much of an expletive, but if you're in The Good Place, everything you say is filtered! Time to knock back some shots and just say "Fork it!"

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Fuck design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters.

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Fuck design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters.

Ever wanted to just tell someone - or even the whole world - to just eat shit and die? Now, you can proclaim it to the world in a handsome floral pattern fine enough to put on a fucking greeting card! *Nice!*

Celebrate your love of Canada with this fantastic fractal Maple Leaf print!

Yhorm the Giant, Lord of Cinder, is one of the many bosses of Dark Souls 3. As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard. Following the loss of the one he wished to protect, he forsook his shield, and instead took to battle only with his great machete.

"I'd rather die on an adventure than live standing still." A Darker Shade of Magic is a fantastic YA series written by the accomplished author VE Schwab. The tote features my own hand lettered design of one of my favourite quotes from the first book in the series, A Darker Shade of Magic.

Nope the fuck outta your situation with this!

Won't someone just hand me some wine?! The perfect gift for a wine lover or wine enthusiast.

Are you looking for the perfect birthday shirt or Christmas present? Then this motivational I Hate People Shirt is perfect for you! If you're searching for sassy shirts for women or sassy shirts for men then this Sarcastic Shirt is the one! This Bad Pun Shirt makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves pun shirts, sassy T Shirts, sarcastic T Shirts and funny pun shirts.

Always take the long way home to see the best sights and get the most out of life! A great adventure or nature design would make a perfect gift to the adventure lover in your life

I have mixed drinks about feelings. This funny drinking quote about mixed drinks and cocktails is sure to disgust those who don't understand drinking humor - but don't feel sorry! Wear your feels-- and possibly your emotional baggage-- with pride!

“But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Did we ever get an answer? This quote, from the famously delicious film 'Mean Girls', represents one of the pinnacle moments of Plastic Queen Regina George.

Treat Yo Self is the iconic phrase of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle from Parks and Rec. Live by their logic and treat yourself to more good times in life!

When life gets tough, you get tougher. Let the world know that they need to Buckle Up, Buttercup!

The responsibilities of the village witch include providing high-quality love potions to friends, doling out curses, and handling all the spooky situations which crop up for a tiny hamlet in the woods. This design features laurels around a pentacle, or pentagram, and draws on common symbolism found in paganism, wicca, and druidism.

Stay Weird with this tree eyed tiger! Designed like tattoo flash, this tiger face has a third eye, and hopefully with it around, you'll follow your instinct to stay strange.

Wolf Wild and Free! The spirit of the wolf is the iconic symbol of freedom, and there are few predators as wild and free as the wolf. If you love wolves, wolf art, wolf designs, or wolf apparel, this design is for you!

These baka japanese characters are set over a red circle! Whether you want to warn your friends that you're a baka head or proclaiming your love for manga and anime, with this design you can be an idiot in high fashion. This funny anime shirt makes a perfect gift for the anime-convention-loving weeaboo in your life!

Wear the seal of an Amestris State Alchemist! Whether you're a raw recruit or climbing the ranks of the Dogs of the Military, the brotherhood of Amestrian alchemists to which Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric belong.

I'm her Louise, and she's my Thelma! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art. And you're just an artist using his preferred materials. Sarcastic sayings are your paints, sarcastic quotes your pastels, sarcastic phrases your inks. The whole world is your canvas.

No step on snek pls.

NO STEP ON SNEK. NO.

Gabe the dog goes bork! Bork bork bork! RIP, Gabe. You're a good doggo.

Unless You're Korean I Don't Want Your Drama. Perfect for kdrama or korean drama fans, who tolerate no drama when it isn't on their screen. Perfect for the kdrama lover in your life who loves korean culture and sarcastic sayings!

I'm a graduate student, I have no life. Said often by PhD students, students going to medical school, and many others. Whether you've just remained in school to finish a Master's or have gone full PhD (dear god, why) you intimately understand the phrase 'I have no life'.

President George Washington had 99 problems, but a king wasn't one.

William Shakespeare is famed for comedies, tragedies, and every shade of play in between. But relatively few Shakespearean plays have happy endings for their characters. The perfect history meme shirt for history lovers!

I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle. Perfect for the biker or motorcycle lover in your life!

Get Dunked On. With a Side of Ketchup

Alive. It's a great thing to be! Inspired by Pearl Jam, Only Alive. But you can also wear this if you like to say say i'm alive, to prove you're living, or to tell yourself that it's alive or die. Alive only!

Assume nothing. This great minimal assume typography design hits on the new assume trend: pointing out just how much we assume in our daily lives. For example, assume never wrong, assume I'm happy, assume nothing gay pride, don't assume control, assume audit manager is always right, don't assume that, most assume, and did you just assume my gender.