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Bourbon on the brain? This Always Bet on Bourbon shirt captures the Kentucky spirit! Proudly display your love of Bourbon, Kentucky, the Derby, and everything magnificent about true-blue Kentucky bourbon culture.

Coffee is a necessity. How many times a week do you start the day with a coffee first thing? If the answer is 7, then this coffee lover saying shirt is for you! For many people coffee comes before everything; not even breakfast makes its way further up the priority list. It makes the list on coffee lover must haves and great coffee lover gift for the person in your life who truly believes that coffee is life.

Coffee is a hug in a mug! There's a good reason that over 400 billion cups of coffee are consumed each year! And what better way to celebrate such a magical drink than to proclaim your love of coffee with this cude coffee lover saying shirt. The perfect coffee addict gift!

Coffee is one of the most heavily consumed drinks worldwide. And believe it or not, a lot of recent studies published by the American Heart Association and other organisations are finding that coffee really *does* help. It lowers your risk for type 2 diabetes, types of cancer and cardiovascular disease when it's consumed in moderation, on top of helping us function better during mornings or when we need to stay awake late into the night. Next time you brew your cuppa joe, remember that no matter what the world's throwing at you: coffee helps!

Dragonslayer Ornstein is the spear-wielding knight who presents a mini-boss challenge alongside fellow knight and companion, Executioner Smough. For an untold time, he guarded the cathedral in the forsaken city of Anor Londo... but eventually he left this post, as Anor Londo fell into decline, and sought out the Nameless King at Archdragon Peak. Though he fought with steadfast valor and bravery, the results of Ornstein's search, as well as his own fate, remains unknown.

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Fuck design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters.

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Fuck design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters.

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Love design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters. Show the love!

Small words can communicate so much. This simple, classic crossed-arrow Lost design can show the world what you *really* think in no more than 4 letters.

You're the worst. Sometimes, you need to let people know they're the worst. Say 'You're the Worst' with style with this handsome floral print!

Ever wanted to just tell someone - or even the whole world - to just eat shit and die? Now, you can proclaim it to the world in a handsome floral pattern fine enough to put on a fucking greeting card! *Nice!*

I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!

Yhorm the Giant, Lord of Cinder, is one of the many bosses of Dark Souls 3. As a lord, Yhorm risked everything and fought unflinchingly as a one-man vanguard. Following the loss of the one he wished to protect, he forsook his shield, and instead took to battle only with his great machete.

The many spells in the 'A Darker Shade of Magic' canon allow Antari to accomplish true feats of magic.

"I am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!" A beautiful feminist quote by Leslie Knope to new inductees of the Pawnee Goddesses, a feminist girls' scouting troop!

Nope the fuck outta your situation with this!

Why be lucky when you can be lucky as fuck? This great Irish pride shirt is perfect for St. Patricks Day, St. Paddy 's Day, and makes a great Irish gift for friends and family!

Whether you love gothic horror, bones, the undead, and creepy things, or just like the iconic statement of wearing slain royal kings, the human skull, and crowns, this shirt is for you!

Can't have one without the other. Show off your love of Gym and Tonic, working out and working *up* with this cute 'getting swole and getting lit' t-shirt!

Won't someone just hand me some wine?! The perfect gift for a wine lover or wine enthusiast.

Let's wine about our lack of wine! Pass the bottle, please. A perfect gift for your favorite wine lover or wine enthusiast.

Are you looking for the perfect birthday shirt or Christmas present? Then this motivational I Hate People Shirt is perfect for you! If you're searching for sassy shirts for women or sassy shirts for men then this Sarcastic Shirt is the one! This Bad Pun Shirt makes the perfect gift for anyone who loves pun shirts, sassy T Shirts, sarcastic T Shirts and funny pun shirts.

I Hate Mornings. And People. And Morning People. Show off your sarcasm, or buy this great gift for your sarcastic friends and family!

Always take the long way home to see the best sights and get the most out of life! A great adventure or nature design would make a perfect gift to the adventure lover in your life

Free Shrugs - Funny Novelty Humor Slogan. Advertise all your free shrugs-- and just how little you care-- with this fantastic ambivalent shrug life novelty icon!

Face it, you basic! Let all the basic bitches of the world know that you're willing to quote the most sarcastic line in the book to their face. This great sarcasm design is a fantastic gift for any basic witch... or somebody who loves silly humor and meme sayings.

Whether you're vegan or just a millennial, you're probably powered by avocado. Show off your status as an avocado lover, avocado addict, and health slogan moxie with this great avocado themed gift!

I have mixed drinks about feelings. This funny drinking quote about mixed drinks and cocktails is sure to disgust those who don't understand drinking humor - but don't feel sorry! Wear your feels-- and possibly your emotional baggage-- with pride!

Profanity for Sanity, one of the best sarcastic quotes for those who know that a little bit of cussing can cure a lot of insane and crazy chaos. Whether you're a millennial who uses profanity to reduce stress or you just get through your day by being rude, this design puts it all out there!

“But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

The iconic quote by the Cheshire Cat about Madness on a shirt! “But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Sorry, not sorry. We all use apologies to get out of messes-- but some times, we don't really mean it. It's the hidden asterisk behind our most blase sorries. 'Sorry I can't' with an underscore of 'and I really don't want to'.

Did we ever get an answer? This quote, from the famously delicious film 'Mean Girls', represents one of the pinnacle moments of Plastic Queen Regina George.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black? We all have those people in our lives who just spread their dark aura. Or maybe they're just morning people. Either way, this sarcastic witty phrase is sure to please.

Treat Yo Self is the iconic phrase of Tom Haverford and Donna Meagle from Parks and Rec. Live by their logic and treat yourself to more good times in life!