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Gabe the dog goes bork! Bork bork bork! RIP, Gabe. You're a good doggo.

No More Parties in LA! Party Hard you Party People -- while you can!

Funny haiku tee! Printer does not budge. I have assignment due soon. Maybe tomorrow. Perfectly describes college life and how much homework sucks.

Unless You're Korean I Don't Want Your Drama. Perfect for kdrama or korean drama fans, who tolerate no drama when it isn't on their screen. Perfect for the kdrama lover in your life who loves korean culture and sarcastic sayings!

I'm a graduate student, I have no life. Said often by PhD students, students going to medical school, and many others. Whether you've just remained in school to finish a Master's or have gone full PhD (dear god, why) you intimately understand the phrase 'I have no life'.

President George Washington had 99 problems, but a king wasn't one.

William Shakespeare is famed for comedies, tragedies, and every shade of play in between. But relatively few Shakespearean plays have happy endings for their characters. The perfect history meme shirt for history lovers!

No. Nope. Absolutely not. No alcohol. No adulting. No bullshit. No chill. No boyfriend. No excuses. No escape. No fucks given. No drama. No exception. No chance. None.

No. No chance. Absolutely not. No adulting. No bullshit. No sleep. No use. No regrets. No rules. No people. No thanks. And no one cares. Just no.

I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle. Perfect for the biker or motorcycle lover in your life!

Get Dunked On. With a Side of Ketchup

Talk Shit? Get Bit.

Wanderlust. If you love travel, wandering, hiking, the outdoors, or even just beautiful minimalist typography design, this is for you.

You're a fighter - and a damn classy one. There's fight in you, and whether that's a literal fight club membership, your willingness to fight for social justice, fight against racism, fight against cancer, fight in war, fight your personal battle, or you just want to tell friends that ' i will fight your fight ', this shirt is for you.

Alive. It's a great thing to be! Inspired by Pearl Jam, Only Alive. But you can also wear this if you like to say say i'm alive, to prove you're living, or to tell yourself that it's alive or die. Alive only!

Always. Always be yourself. Always keep fighting. Always right. Always hungry. Always late. Always and forever. Always a veteran. Always a bitch. Always accurate. Always be a yourself. Always cook. Always do your best. Always forward. Always follow your dream. Always first. Always fresh.

Sorry, My Weekend is Booked! A great book quote for the bookworm in your life who loves reading novels, going to the library, or loves their e reader. If you're bookish, a book nerd, or a book worm, wear this book design to out yourself as a bookworm! Read on!

Wifi Food and Bed. The three most important things in life! Wifi Food Bed is a minimalist typography design for free wifi addicts who love food, bed, and sleeping. Eating and sleeping are great on their own, but made so much better with wifi in the air. A perfect gift for the food lover in your life!

Assume nothing. This great minimal assume typography design hits on the new assume trend: pointing out just how much we assume in our daily lives. For example, assume never wrong, assume I'm happy, assume nothing gay pride, don't assume control, assume audit manager is always right, don't assume that, most assume, and did you just assume my gender.

This classic mad scientist typography design captures classic vintage line and brands you a fan of mad science. Whether you're wanting to promote a call for mad scientists unite, or want to have some sweet science swag for a mad scientist science march protest, this scientist shirt is perfect! Doesn't matter if you're a biologist, chemist, mathematician: mad science knows no field!

Leviathan Cross

I should kick some ass today! The perfect gift for a kick ass dad, kick ass woman, kick ass mom, kick ass granpa, or anyone you know who loves ass kicking.

Roses are Red, I'm Going to Bed. The perfect poem for lazy people who love sleep, sleeping, and bed. This Sarcastic Valentines Saying is great for people who love to riff on the old roses are red rhyme.

Dungeons and Dragons - Liches be Crazy! If you play dnd, your dungeon master has probably had your party encounter a lich or lich king. A perfect dungeons and dragons game or dnd memes gift!

Tarasquing For It! A fantastic dungeons and dragons pun that puts your knowledge of dungeons and dragons tabletop front and center. Never battled a tarasque? One of the iconic dnd monsters, the tarasque is an rpg foe worthy of the most sadistic dungeon master plots. Its tanklike armor and special abilities usually make it a headache to kill, at best!

I'm her Thelma, and she's my Louise! This Thelma and Louise shirt is symbolic of the friendship you and your bestie share.

Dog Lover - I just want to hang out with my dog! If you're a dog owner who loves spending time with your dog (or dogs) you'll love this 'i love dogs' design!

The Dice Giveth and the Dice Taketh Away! This fantastic d20 dice design is a quote relating to dungeons and dragons (or dnd) and other tabletop roleplay games. May your dungeon master have mercy on you!

D20 Send Me Dice Pics! This fantastic 20 sided die design is a great dnd memes phrase for those familiar with playing dungeons and dragons... or any other tabletop roleplaying game requiring the d20! May all your roles be crits.

D20 Send Me Dice Pics! This fantastic 20 sided die design is a great dnd memes phrase for those familiar with playing dungeons and dragons... or any other tabletop roleplaying game requiring the d20! May all your roles be crits.

Human Skull with Crown Design! Whether you love gothic horror, bones, the undead, and creepy things, or just like the iconic statement of wearing slain royal kings, the human skull, and crowns, this shirt is for you!

Dead But Still Fabulous! A great skeleton design riffing on the dead but cool meme. Girls fashion and girly things aren't just for the living!

Easily Distracted By Cats! A cute cat lover gift, perfect for the cat lover in your life! Catshirt makes a great cat gifts idea, highlighting the love for cats, funny cats, and cat apparel.

Easily Distracted By Dogs - Dog Lover Gift is a dog design for your favorite dog lover! If you love dogs, need dog gift ideas, or need a present for a dog animal lover, this handsome, clean design is perfect!

Tears of my students is a great design for teachers and professors! Teaching life is hard, and constantly dealing with students can be rough. My students have an awesome teacher, say some, but others know that steaching can take tough love! This teacher funny gift idea is great for teachers on birthdays and christmas.

Still I Rise! Inspirational design for equal rights activists, social justice warriors, feminists, liberals, democrats, people who love positivity, and anyone who believes in equality.