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All Hat and No Cattle: a person that is all talk and no substance; full of big talk but lacking action; a person who canot back up his/her words; a fake; a pretender. Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk.

The George Lucas horror film that never was.

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

Late Stage Capitalism is a term first used in print by German economist Werner Sombart around the turn of the 20th century. In the late 2010s, the term began to be used in the United States and Canada to refer to perceived absurdities, contradictions, crises, injustices, inequality, and exploitation created by modern business development.

GOLB is a malevolent entity related to chaos who inhabits an unknown dimension. He also looks cool floating above the Candy Kingdom on a tarot card. Can you find the hidden snail?

Typical hunk shurt ya dingus, gotta drink all the dang sweetberry wine! Who cares? It's just fruits. For Your Health!

In 1901, the brilliant industrialist and inventor Victor Timely founds the town of Timely, Wisconsin. As its first Mayor and a leader in industry, he transforms the city into a technological marvel. Though his true self acts behind closed doors and lays the foundation for future conquests.

Go Fuck Yourself. Really. I blurred this out, but I still mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Follow your spirit animal

The Pottsfield Harvest Festival is one of the craziest Harvest Festivals you might ever go to! The townfolk are all skeletons that wear pumpkins! They may make you dig up their friends! It's nuts I tell you!

Rising up, back on the street, Did my time, took my chances, Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet, Just a man and his will to survive.

I'm Just Happy to be Here. Spead some humorous positivity with this distressed vintage text design.

The Night of Joy is a seedy bar from the book “A Confederacy of Dunces”.

Sport logo inspired by the terrible (in a good way) movie.

In the 1960s, Mercurio Arboria founded the Arboria Institute, a New Age research facility dedicated to finding a reconciliation between science and spirituality, allowing humans to move into a new age of perpetual happiness. In the 1980s, Arboria's work was taken over by his protégé, Dr. Barry Nyle, and into the black rainbow. Serenity Through Technology.

yee-haw, interjection: —used (as by cowboys or in imitation of cowboys) to express exuberant delight or excitement. The most common explanations for the origin of the phrase lie in old directional commands for horses: "gee" (pronounced with a soft /g/ as in genie) to go right, and "haw" to go left.

Paper Boi, Paper Boi, always 'bout that paper, boy If you ain't on your grind and you flexin', you's a hater, boy Paper Boi, Paper Boi, always gettin' paper, boy If you ain't makin' money then you ain't a money maker, boy

Demon ghost house cat named Blanche or Snowflake depending on who you ask. I gotta say this feline has a certian twinkle in it's eye.

A popular Tex-Mex dip, this rich and velvety Queso Dip is always a winner! There’s nothing like a good Queso dip made with real cheese to dunk your fried tortillas or corn chips!

This design is from a happier time, before the tragic passing of our beloved Li'l Sebastian. You are 5,000 candles in the wind little buddy!

Puff Puff Pass. The unwritten rule when you partake.

This design has been gestating in my mental incubator for longer than I care to admit. It has mutated and transformed into the monstrosity you see today. Pretty appropriate, considering the source material.

It's fucking cold outside yo!

When I see a nice round juicy peach, all I can thing about is eating it until the juices drip down from my chin.

Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself? If so, you just might have what it takes to be a Swanson. Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club starts today. Boys and girls welcome. Pawnee City Hall - Dept. of Parks & Recreation

The unofficial logo for the fictitious university featured throughout the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Polybius is a fictitious 1981 arcade game that originated from an urban legend created in 2000. The original game's actual existence has never been authoritatively proven.

The Daydrinker Upright: Improvisation, Social Wisdom, Freedom Reversed: Uselessness, Early Hangover, Involuntary Purging

This movie was the Holy Grail (to teenage me). It had everything: boobs, weed, boobs, nerds, boobs, jocks, boobs and parts of it were funny.

Biochemist Michael Morbius was imbued with pseudo-vampiric superhuman abilities and physical traits stemming from a failed biochemical experiment which was intended to cure his rare blood disorder. Since then he has been know as Morbius, The Living Vampire.

Florida man is a generic descriptor for a person who commits bizarre or idiotic crimes, popularly associated with—and often reported in—Florida.

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

We all know that Samus Aran wears a Zero Suit underneath her Power Suit. But what is under that? The Justin Bailey Suit! It allows for maximum mobility while hunting down space pirates and battling metroids.

Li'l Zé was a Brazilian gangster and drug trafficker that terrorized the city of Rio de Janeiro during the 70s and 80s.

Incantations inspired by the Sorcerer Supreme.

Anime fans rejoice! Now you too can show your affinity for transforming into an giant amorphous blob and destroying Neo Tokyo. This is my tribute to Akira. I Tetsuo Neo Tokyo!