Pufahl

Let 'em know how you feel!

The Nightosphere is an alternate dimension ruled by Hunson Abadeer and inhabited by a multitude of other Demons. It is known as a demonic wasteland filled with chaos. There are three keys to unlocking a portal to this hellish realm. 1. Draw a happy Phill face on a surface. 2. Douse the face with some bug milk. 3. Chant, "Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!"

oh hi! *looks down at feet shyly* m-m-maybe y-y-you would like to take a look at this shirt i designed *punches self in face as the realization that i am peak cringe washes over me* what do you think? *a naughty smile stretches across my face*

Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out his head. Black Phillip, Black Phillip, to nanny queen is wed. Jump to the fence post. Running in the stall. Black Phillip, Black Phillip, king of all.

Once Upon a Time is the beginning of every great story when you are a kid.

Shitbird: noun, (slang, vulgar, derogatory, military) An objectionable, despicable person. A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness. A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

When someone asks how you got through the absolute garbage year of 2020. Booze. Booze is how we got through. The End.

Weird Flex But Ok is an expression used to refute an explanation or boast that some would describe as more negative than positive. Also used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

Inspired by my favorite childhood television show!

If you live in a trailer and you have exceptionally low standards in life then this is the t-shirt for you! Be proud of the fact that you are indeed trash!

For when you too good at too many sports. You just can't list them all in the space allowed on a t-shirt.

Basically, blasé is just a fancy way of saying "meh". It is casual indifference, being jaded, nonchalant, or unimpressed. It is the state of being unimpressed with something because of over-familiarity.

Aloha is the Hawaiian word for love, affection, peace, compassion, and mercy, which is commonly used as a simple greeting but has a deeper cultural and spiritual significance to native Hawaiians, for whom the term is used to define a force that holds together existence.

Nothing says Halloween like a giant hissing black cat head on your chest! This vintage-inspired illustration will spark nostalgia for Halloweens past!

If you love hot moms then why not let the world know with this I Love Hot Moms design? Your heart is overflowing with a love reserved especially for moms of the hot variety.

Sport logo inspired by the terrible (in a good way) movie.

Duotone design overlaying two images, one of a woman's face, and the other of a skull, to produce an x-ray effect. What will the 3rd eye see in you?

Tuesdays and tacos go together like peanut butter and jelly. Tuesdays are the perfect day to eat tacos. I don't know why, that's just the way it is.

When I die, I'm pretty sure I know I'm going to hell. I just hope they have tacos there.

The contours on a topographic map are imaginary lines that join points of equal elevation on the surface of the land above or below a reference surface, such as mean sea level. Contours make it possible to measure the height of mountains, depths of the ocean bottom, and steepness of slopes.

Sometimes it's just more interesting to corrupt something beautiful than to leave it be. A cycloptic kitty is abnormal, and that is what makes it so much more extraordinary.

The SCP Foundation is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.

The SCP Foundation is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.

Derp is used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

This is my Cardio Shirt. It is the shirt I wear when I do cardio.

Why are orcas attacking so many yachts? Because fuck your yacht, that's why.

My ode to everyone's favorite legal stimulant. Caffeine makes the world go round!

Life ain't all rainbows and puppy dogs. Wear this pessimistic shirt around the people who think that it is. Dreams get crushed and failure is inevitable. That's just life man, get used to it.

What will the all-seeing eye see in you?

A distressed version of the universal hiking trail symbol. Perfect for hikiers, campers, or just lovers of the outdoors.

When you are soigne af people take notice, especially in the kitchen. Whether it's you or your food that is immaculate, this shirt is for you!

Resist

Current mood, a bird standing in its own poop.

When your bicycle tells you to ride it, you need listen. Get out and get on your bike, it wants you to ride it!

Everyone knows that no bra is the best bra. Remove the restriction! Take off your bra and give your breasts a rest!

Dress up real sexy and come on over. Let's do bike stuff tonight.