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This is where it all started, this one dubious pun leading to a rabbit-hole of pure stupidity and dodgy puns. This is meeple zero.

Watch out for splinters if this interstellar traveller decides a probing is what is in order after abduction in their UFO.

What happens when you take an iconic movie and apply a 'half-pun' and a bright meeple to it...sadly, this, this is what happens.

Death is inevitable so was this terrible and very loose play on words that is really taking the Mick something rotten.

I've never seen the film but like most people I am familiar with this scene and it cried out to belittled by my punning 'skills'.

Three words that can change the world.

A cheeky from the generation that has everything so why not this targeted t-shirt design too?

The toff who'll scare your socks off...and he's a poet.

We all love movies but are they all good for us, or anyone?

Wellll, we can all get a little competitive at times it's just that it always coincides with games night...or it does with me.

We were all like this once upon a time...

If only they had met, the songs would have been sublime and revolutionary.

It's true he is ain't no mistake, gu'vnor.

It's humanity's turn to do the abducting and probing.

Imagine all the people, living for the state

We've all felt it, now you know how crows deal with those embarrassing situations.

I dunno, it came to me in a vision...

I can see my future, I don't like the look of it...I'm going to stop thinking about it, I suggest you do too.

Roll a d20 and see if you're a nerd...you are.

Well read is well cool.

How we all feel sometimes and that's fine.

Is it derogatory? I don't think so.

He's got a point.

It's the only thing we can be sure about.

That's what I've been led to believe too.

Be careful, they're out there.

It's great to be alive.

There's nothing to stop you reaching the heights.

Kinda rings true to me, don't you agree?

Yeah, go on just share everything with me, why not.

I'm going to shove that sausage roll...

If it hasn't happened to you yet, it will.

It's definitely true in my case.

But only if you work really hard at it.

It's true...like it or not.

Yup, I'm losing it this badly.