UnlovelyFrankenstein

A collage of classic video tape art, some of which only exists in my imagination.

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.

Now available on the Atari 2600. Long live the new flesh.

Warning: This design does not actually glow in the dark. The design is a lie. Life is a lie. Nothing is real.

Videodrome is a bioelectrical addiction. Videodrome is the ultimate addiction. Long live the new flesh.

It's just basic math.

Champion of the fourth estate! Fighter of monsters! Patron saint of the chronically unemployed journalist!

Buffy was a hero to most But she never meant $#!t to me

It's an embroidered pentagram. What else do you want from me?

As seen on The Dead Sullivan Show, The Smothered Brothers, and Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.

A collage of vintage newspaper art promoting George Romero's stone-cold classic "Night of the Living Dead."

A masterpiece of horror that shocked cinema for decades!”

All Of Them Witches, by J.R. Hanslet is a book of witchcraft that contains basic notions on the dark arts. However, this edition has been sanitized ... the pages are blank, but feel free to fill them with your own unholy scripture, blasphemous musings and afternoon doodles.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. For a moment he regards his pets, feeling both lust and pity for those who trespass. But that mercy is fleeting. All will be devoured. All will die. The great age of darkness will have no end.

HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR REVENGE with Nine Diabolical Curses ... BEES ... BATS ... BEASTS ... BLOOD ... FROGS ... HAIL ... LOCUSTS ... DARKNESS ... DEATH! THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES ... the most terrifying film you will ever see!

The Man of a Thousand Faces in a Great Detective Thriller!

A thrilling mystery masterpiece - a chilling psycho-drama of blood-lust.

A ghost for each member of your family! Pick your favorite spook

It'll make your skin crawl!

"He Loved Women So Much, He Dared To Dress Like One!"

Satan in High Heels

Vampira: The Glamour Ghoul

Because I know my rights.

Boom mic sold separately.

Because time waits for no one, technically every movie is "old."

Because Shirley Jackson is metal as f*k.

Nine out of ten spiritualists recommend getting at least 10 centum-cubic feet of ectoplasm in your diet every day.

A U.S. Department of State, Office of Foreign Personnel photograph depicting a disintegrator ray seized during the First Martian War, 1927.

You'll Recoil and Shudder as You Witness the Slaughter and Mutilation of Nubile Young Girls - in a Weird and Horrendous Ancient Rite!

A ghastly tale drenched with gouts of blood spurting from the writhing victims of a madman's lust!

Rock and Roll is a prostitute. It should be tarted up.

Yes, Virginia ... there is beer on the sun.

Be kind, rewind. Or don’t. What do we care? You own these tapes now. Do what you want!

You can’t eat just one. Good to the last drop. And so on.

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

I am not an angel and I will not be one till I die.