Cynical Magnets

Buy ‘In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised’ gifts and merchandise designed by Sunil Kumar as a t-shirt, classic t-shirt, tri-blend t-shirt, lightweight hoodie, fitted scoop…..

You're not just basic snarky, you approach SNARK with levels beyond everyone else! Proudly display it with this design!

People who say “Good Morning” should be forced to prove it. Funny ant-mornings quote. Get it on Tees and other gifts. Hate mornings? Want to smash your alarm clock? Do you sleep in until the crack of noon? This design is for those of us who are not a morning person.

Live Laugh STFU design

Did I look interested?

Doesn't mean you have to shout

I would have no charm at all

we would all fall off

one person at a time

Go around me

Not that I'm bitter.

Let's do it.

Trust is important.

Cynical T-Shirt. Features text that says “The goalposts will keep moving as long as they know you’ll obey.” Makes a great gift for people who are cynical about politicians, big business, the mainstream media, and The Man. Wear this design and wake up the sheeple. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

The sun'll come out.. shut up.

the perfect gift if you feel like an emotionless robot on the inside

awaits those who question Gods unconditional Love.

Self made Thousandaire - self made millionaire, or billionaire - but revised to fit todays economy, and also my basic life skills... My possessions I can carry in my pocket, and they are made of a small, barely a clutter, useless things, e.g. dimes, pennies and a paper clip.

host body

Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Retro Adulting tee: When Billy grows up, he's going to do whatever he wants, all the time!

Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

Diogenes: Iconic Cynic philosopher of ancient Greece, known for his radical lifestyle and relentless pursuit of truth. Diogenes of Sinope lived in a barrel, challenged societal norms, and inspired with his philosophical anecdotes and anti-establishment mindset.

The other national deficit

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy uncle". Is it all an act? Or are you TRULY grumpy? Maybe that's something known only to you.

Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

:|

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

I’m Not Rude T-shirts. Featuring the saying “I’m not rude, I’m honest” Don’t feel bad about telling like it is. If they can’t take a joke, they can take a cab! Enjoy some fashion for the filterless.

People say I act like I don’t Care. It’s not an act. Sarcastic saying on a t-shirt. Wear your ambivalence with pride. Also available on other gifts and apparel.

This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Funny saying on T-Shirts and other gifts and apparel. “I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” Perfect clothing design for your favorite know-it-all.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

Quote by Rudyard Kipling that says it all about the art world.

Simple white letters on black background: "Be Best". Ahhh, Melania. Announcing an anti-bullying campaign when you're married to the biggest bully on the planet. Was it irony? Was it a lack of self-awareness? Who knows? Be Best.