Monty Python And The Holy Grail Magnets

The Black Knight from Monty Python's search for the holy grail is here to keep people from passing you.

Running Away Since 1975

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.

A SImple Question of Weight Ratios

Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

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The Black Knight 'Alright, We'll Call It A Draw.'

FATHER: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LANCELOT: Hello. GUEST: He killed my auntie! GUESTS: [yelling] FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

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Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Buy this design or I will taunt you a second time..!

For the slaying of the White Rabbit.

I'm feeling better. You're gonna drop stone dead any minute.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

I did this one for inktober.

Cute Kawaii Retro Vintage Killer Rabbit Monty Python Cult Movie Saying Slogan

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Lobbest thou thine holy hand grenade

Keep say ni

Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (incredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

a silly doodle

One of the best scenes in a classic comedy is now a stylised design.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

When a powerful evil being owns it all. This makes him unstoppable

Strange tarts lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

Coconuts Migrate