Cynical Tapestries

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

Plain Jane OG Font... but Black!

Express the view that past relationships or times of love didn't end well, but actually caused harm-pain that helped make you who you are for better or worse.

Educated fun!

"Make it make sense" in bold white slab lettering. For the bewildered and overwhelmed - because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. Available in other colors.

She Who Must Be Obeyed

This cat is soooooo not impressed.

Cats are chill and cute, but such are also assholes. embody that sass. your cat will be proud. okay maybe not , but still, check out our designs!

Mark Twain view on religion is complex to say the least, and this quote shows what value has relegious beliefs in his opinion- Nothing more than a way to manipulate the gullable in doing what you want

funny comment on your view of ... well, everything

Gift for this friend who, if was a hero, had the superpower of pooping parties. Funny, sarcastic, superhero, comics, vintage, retro look, old print t shirt design.

Social Vegan - Allergic to Meet

Simple white letters on black background: "Full of pith and vinegar." Don't try me. I'm full of pith and vinegar. Find me on Twitter.

You talk too much text with green on Purple Bla Blas ... Express yourself...and send your message! for all funny t-shirts lovers!

Simple white letters on black background: "Luddite". Don't show me your new-fangled Twitters. I'm happy with my typewriter.

Better-Grab-Your-Dumbrella-it's-Really-Stupid-Out-There-Today

The perfect pick up line from the helpful and considerate womanizer. Step in and take one for the team.

and it confuses stupid people

Let 'em know how happy you are to be around

I just need to freak out first.

Simple white letters on black background: "Luddite". Don't show me your new-fangled Twitters. I'm happy with my typewriter.

You get rewards and smiles for doing a really good job! Very well then! A giant yellow smiley face and text in white. Vintage distressed effect.

Dude, just move on.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "What fresh hell is this?"

Dove of Peace Picasso Parody. Dead.

I could give up chocolate, but I'm NOT a quitter!

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Don't mess with introverts.

Simple white lettering on black background: "30 years later - we're still stupid and contagious." Turns out a certain songwriter was 30 years too early. But here we are now. Ah, the humanity!

She she has, and causes, a lot of bones!

Explain away your sarcastic comments with this design. Sarcasm is my superpower. Perfect for your snarky friends who love cynical humor. A must have holiday gift for the office curmudgeon, or the grouch who sits in the local bar all day. Blue design on light backgrounds.

He just couldn't be more interested if he tried. Now feed him.

Funny Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in black text on a variety of light color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.