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It's a woman riding what looks like a Frank Frazetta fantasy type lizard, but she doesn't really look like a Frank Frazetta fantasy woman because she's dressed all modern like, and almost looks like she might be a biker, maybe the lizard goes really fast like a motorcycle, but she does have a sword, which is resting on her shoulder. I hope she doesn't cut herself. She should really get a scabbard for that thing.

It's a panda wearing a space helmet but not a space suit, and he's riding a motorcycle, but it's actually a crocodile, and it's actually a unicycle, but motorized, and there's a bird, too, and the bird is also wearing a space helmet, but the crocodile isn't.

It's an alien with a gun, but then the alien seems to be hollow and lilies or a flower that looks like lilies seems to be growing out of it.

It's a donut-headed man riding a unicycle, but then the donut has like teeth, and it actually looks like the arms are actually head on kind of like football shoulder pads, like maybe they are an accesory, and then the donut-headed man is holding a creamsicle like it's a weapon, and then it turns out it's not a unicycle but just a tire...

It's a woman, and she's got a giant crab on her head, and then above the crab s a crown, and the crab has really big claws, but then the woman also has really big claws, but not as big as the crab's. Which one is the queen?

It's the Golden Age comic book superhero Fantomah! Created by Fletcher Hanks, this character is now in the public domain. She's got long blonde hair and a skull for her head and her powers are nearly unlimited.

It's a panda bear and it's riding an ice cream sandwich like it was a horse or maybe a motorcycle.

It's underwater and this woman maybe she's a mermaid has pink hair and fishes swimming all around her and she sort of has what looks like domino mask made of fishes, and little hooks are hanging down like people are trying to catch her or the fishes, but none of them are biting.

It's a panda, only like you can see his big old teeth and skull, but I don't think it's particularly accurate scientifically speaking.

There's a young woman wearing a coonskin cap and what looks like boy scout uniform and she's sitting on a top of a giant lizard type creature and roasting a marshmallow over the flames coming out of the lizard's nostrils, only it doesn't look like it's a fire breathing lizard, it looks like there has been a campfire built inside the lizard's mouth, and also the lizard is wearing a backpack and holding the woman's hiking boots.

An ordinary New York City cardinal becomes a one-bird vigilante squad after his nest is raided by bluejay hooligans. In self-defence, the vengeful bird takes on reprobate birds on the mean streets after dark.

The watermelon sharks are a group of sharks that form the family melonidae, so named for the unusual and distinctive coloring and sweet juicy flesh that is usually deep red to pink with many black seeds.

It's a punk, but maybe it's a zombie punk, and his head is opened like it's a lid, and inside his head, or maybe it's in his mouth, is a cassette that's come unwound. It's probably some tape he made for someone really special but then never ended up giving it to them because things got in the way or whatever.

Like, there's three classic monsters, a Frankenstein, a Medusa, and a Sasquatch or Bigfoot or whatever, and their heads are opened and you can see what's inside them, and the Frankenstein is thinking about love, but maybe he's been hurt before because the heart in his head is all stitched up, and Medusa has a skull in her head, but not her skull, like a death skull, and that big old Sasquatch or Bigfoot or whatever just has a donut in his head because he only thinks about food.

It's a skeleton, but it's got three skulls stacked on top of each other getting bigger as they go, and the skeleton has these big fists that maybe look like oversized gloves, but then he also seems to be wearing a pelvic bone underwear, but then the pelvic bone underwear also kind of look like a skull too.

It looks like the Fletcher Hanks' character Fantomah, who's this woman who has a skull for a head, and she's driving an old school formula one car, but then the formula one car is made out of bones and has a skull on it.

Okay, so there's like this space explorer woman, but she's got a giant donut for a head, and instead of traveling by spaceship, she's riding an ice cream sandwich kind of like it's a surfboard, but then it kind of looks like she's being pulled along through the galaxy by a rubber duck. The rubber duck has a space helmet, too.

It looks like Ro-Man from the movie Robot Monster, which some people think is one of the worst movies ever made. Anyway, it's like a gorilla wearing a space helmet, but inside the space helmet it's a human skull!

It's a mummy and she's playing guitar. The mummy has long hair and is wearing hi top sneaks, and it looks like maybe the guitar is Fender telecaster, but then maybe it isn't. Looks like she's really rocking out though.

Put me in coach.

Coming to a town near you.

Couldn't ask for more than a donut.

We were at the beach and everybody had matching towels.

It's what's inside that counts.

Sometimes history needs a Bolshevik.

Who cares where your feet are.

Your face is a mess.

Let 'em know.

Ride don't walk.

Use your speed.

Grilled, not steamed.

Keep it real.

Pump it up!

Pop will eat itself.

It's my birthday too, yeah!

Let's get modular.