There are many reasons why a man might not have hair on the top of his head. In my case, it's for your benefit. I'd be a shame to cover up this beautiful, shiny crown.
Life is challenging. Sometimes, we just need to take a step back and realize how small we truly are in the large cosmos to realize that the little things don't really matter. Sometimes, we just need a little space.
I always hear about these amazing alien abduction stories where people are carried up by a blinding light beam into a UFO, but for some reason, I haven't had a chance to experience it yet. I guess it's like high school sports - I'm always picked last.
Have you ever had someone repeat something to you, just to try to get their point across? The next time that happens, tell them that repeating themselves doesn't make what they say true. Make sure you tell them twice...
Most people don't know what it means to work. Farmers aren't like most people though. They've already put four hours of work in before most people's alarms go off!
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farming, farmer, hard worker, hard work, agriculture
Every sport has its unwritten rules. When it comes to hockey, everyone knows that someone is going to end up in the penalty box after getting in a fight. The game doesn't end until someone gets their teeth knocked out!
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funny hockey, hockey humor, hockey puck, hockey fan, penalty box
We can't all be smart, right? Some of us simply aren't all there in the head. We can't help it; we were born this way. We simply have a few screws loose!
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dumb, idiot, few screws loose, out of my mind, crazy
They always say you have to walk before you run. The same can be said about riding a motorcycle. You start with something easy, like a car, then graduate to a bike. Unfortunately, most people never lose their training wheels.
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biker, motorbike, ride, rider, motorcycle club
Whether you work on a dairy farm milking cows, or you simply can't get enough of the delicious beverage, there's one thing we can all agree on: we're milkin' it - all day, every day.
There are many reasons why people own motorcycles. Some love the feel of the wind on their face when they're riding down the open road, while others love being part of a club. One thing that bikers can all agree on is that you'll never get stuck in traffic!
You might love golfing, but golf doesn't love you back. When you take the course, people grab their clubs, hop in their golf carts, and run for cover. You're so bad that the trees even feel bad for you!
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bad golfer, funny golf, suck at golf, bad at golf, golf funny
If you work with wood on a regular basis, you know better than anyone that you don't make mistakes. If someone finds an imperfection in your work, they can rest assured that it was intentional. At least, that's what you'll tell them...
Everyone always says they would love to have banker hours, working from 9 to 5. While that seems nice on the surface, how would you get your shopping done?
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nine to five, 9 to 5, hate work, funny office humor, lazy working
Golfing is your passion. In fact, everyone that knows you knows exactly where they can find you on the weekends - on the golf course in the woods, water, or sand trap!
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suck at golf, bad golfer, sand trap, bad at golf, funny golf
In American football, the kicker is often looked at as the weakest player. However, in real football, or soccer, kickers are the most important players on the field.
To those that are close to you, material gifts are meaningless. What they truly want is something from the heart. The best gifts don't come with a price tag.
There are some things that you simply can't put a price tag on. One of those things is your time. To those in need, your time is priceless. Volunteer, and give to those who need it the most.
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volunteers, volunteering, help people, love, helping
With all the talk in football about concussions these days, it's hard to justify getting on the field. With fantasy football, you don't have to worry about that. Instead of being concerned about running your head into someone's helmet, you just have to worry about the players that you pick doing so!
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fantasy football player, funny fantasy football, football humor, funny football