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If you've ever climbed a mountain or large hill, you know that reaching the peak, or summit, is most of the battle. Once you get to the top, it's all downhill from there!

Dads just have a way of making themselves (and no one else) laugh. Their jokes are so bad that the term "dad jokes" has been become a household phrase. If your dad is know for his bad jokes, you might as well play along.

Dads tell the cheesiest jokes, like this one: What do you call single cheese? We won't dignify that with a response...

Like everyone tells you, all you need is commitment. Not the kind that you have when you're determined to accomplish something, but the kind that you get when you're locked up in an institution!

Now, here's a thinker. If you are what you eat, and we're all human, does that mean we're all cannibals? Of course not, but it does make you wonder where this common phrase came from...

You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...

For most, slow pitch softball is great, because it gives everyone a chance at hitting the ball. You, on the other hand, are on another level. For you, playing slow-pitch is like playing home run derby! Batter up! Swing for the fences!

Even as a grandma, you're still getting promotions. It wasn't long ago that you were the world's greatest mom. Now, you've graduated to become the world's greatest grandma! Congratulation! Enjoy all the perks that come with this amazing title!

Why do people even step into the batter's box when you're pitching? The result is always the same: a swing and a miss! If you take pride in your pitching prowess, wear this design with pride.

We all want what's best for our kids, so when you have a new baby, make sure to reach for the top shelf for their baby bottle!

Have you ever wondered why your baby or toddler always his or her food on the floor from their high chair? It's because they're trying to calculate velocity, sharpening their math skills! It's not because they like to watch the dog slop up their food...

Do you love to garden? Then you know how dirty it can be to plant something. It doesn't matter if you're wearing gardening gloves, by the time you're finished planting a flowering plant or tree, you'll be covered in dirt. Getting to watch your plants and trees grow make it all worth it though. Plus, dirt is the lifeblood of plants, so getting a little dirty just comes with the territory. Most gardeners wouldn't have it any other way.

Not many people actually like their jobs. In fact, most people hate going to work week after week. You get up early and force yourself to get there, but getting through the nine to five workweek grind is a real struggle. By Friday, you, and all of your coworkers, are too tired, or too lazy, to do any work at all. You just wish the weekend would get here already. We know what you're thinking - if no one actually works on Fridays, why not make them optional?

Parents don't give their kids, and especially babies, enough credit. They are much smarter than we think. They're testing new theories all the time, and we usually get in their way. Like when the let their drool hang down from their chin while sitting in a high chair. They are just experimenting. The next time you see a baby doing something that seems ridiculous, just know that they're hard at work trying to become the next great scientist!

Using a wheelchair can be difficult at first, both mentally and physically. However, just because you're handicapped, it doesn't mean you're any less capable than anyone else. Stay strong, and keep fighting. That wheelchair can't keep you down!

Do you hate going to work every day? While at work, do you constantly think about the weekend? If this is you, just keep hitting snooze on your alarm. It will eventually be the weekend!

It seems that no one comes prepared when going golfing. Sure, we all like to think we can land every shot on the fairway, but let's be honest. Most of us end up in the water hazard! Time to go swimming!

When the planet needs saving, you're the one to call. You'll do anything to save mother earth. In fact, you'll happily conserve energy by kicking back and taking a nap!

It's important that we take care of our environment. Mother earth provides so much for us, and the trees and their forests are a huge part of that. How can anyone not love trees? They're all bark, no bite!

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Whenever you go to a party, while everyone else is having fun, you're just a turd. You are the one that everyone refers to as a party pooper.

Golfing is so relaxing. Even if you shank, hook, or slice just about every shot that you tee off, at least you get to enjoy the sun, the sand, and the water. Golf itself is almost a second thought!

Therapy is expensive. Baking is not. Need I say more?

Just because you love the earth doesn't mean you have to hug trees. After all, who wants to get all sappy?

Do you love food? Like, really, really love food? Then it's worth asking the question - are you going to eat that?

Most people go golfing to golf. I, on the other hand, go golfing because I like spending time in the trees!

Chiropractors are like magicians, but even they aren't able to fix everything. They might be able to realign your back and give you some relief, but there's no fixing your attitude!

There are only so many things you can always count on in life. When it comes to birthdays, holidays, and special occasions, the most dependable of those things is sugar! No matter how hard you try, there's no keeping sugar away from you next gathering.

Does everyone get on you about not eating healthy? Do they tell you that you need to eat more fruits and veggies? If that's the case, kindly remind them that you eat PLENTY of fruit-flavored foods, like apple pie, strawberry cheesecake, etc.

Why does everyone think I don't like vegetables? That's not it at all. I just really like cake!

Babies and young children work harder than you think. Who do you think fills all those dirty diapers?

At every event, there seems to be at least one uninvited guest that is barely tolerated. Cupcakes, on the other hand, are never invited, but not only will they never receive a complaint, they often receive compliments!

You might not have the official "caterer" title, but you're the one that everyone counts on at weddings to deliver the goods.

We face a tough decision every spring - work on our summer body, or indulge in treats and desserts, like cheesecake. We like to live for today, so cheesecake it is!

Grandmas all have one thing in common - everything they make tastes amazing. Maybe it's experience, maybe it's magic. Whatever the case, if grandma made it, give me two!

One of the advantages of being a baker is that you always get the first taste. Don't worry; we won't tell anyone...