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There's a lot to love about football, but there's one thing that's always missing: drinking! That's where fantasy football comes in. With fantasy football, drinking is encouraged!

It just doesn't make sense to put anyone in the outfield when you're up to bat. I mean, come on! We all know the ball is going over the fence! You're the homerun king!

It doesn't matter if you're 5 or 55. We're all kids at heart. When we find something that truly peaks our interest, it's like we're a kid in a candy store.

You're such a great pitcher. So good, in fact, that you really have to wonder why the umpire even lets the next batter come to the plate. Why not just leave them in the dugout? It's not like they're going to hit anything!

Even when you're on the field, you're always thinking about food. "Can I get a double, with a side of RBIs?" Hitting the ball comes so easy for you, so you have time to think about what you're getting after the game.

My friends always comment on how deep my pockets are. I just tell them that I have really baggy pants. It's not like there's any money in them!

At work, you have an open door policy, except there's one catch. The policy is only in effect when your boss is out of the office!

Being a dad is great, but becoming a grandpa is truly special. Pat yourself on the back as you've finally been promoted from world's greatest dad to world's greatest grandpa.

It's only common courtesy to call in to work if you're not able to make it there to do your job. However, if you have no intention of actually working when you get there, do you still need to call in?

Most people drive golf carts because they don't want to carry their clubs around the course. You're smarter than that. You drive a golf cart because it's easier to move your ball when no one's looking...

Volunteering is one of the greatest gifts a person can give to a person in need. If you've made a career out of volunteering, consider yourself a professional volunteer.

Wood working takes a lot of skill. So much skill, in fact, that sometimes things don't turn out as intend. One perk of being a wood worker though, is that when this happens, you can always just make firewood!

The word "artist" in makeup artist is there for a reason. They make a living out of making people's faces beautiful. One way that makeup artists do this is by turning flaws into features.

The skill involved with wood working is often underestimated. In fact, one of the greatest strengths of a woodworker is to take a flaw in a piece of wood and turn it into a feature.

All people that work with wood, where as a hobby or as a profession, have one thing in common: they're great at making sawdust!

Throughout life, you've probably been told to dive right in when you want to get better at something. When it comes to swimming, you should take this saying literally. Once you've spent some time in the water, you'll never want to get out.

The best way to learn something is to jump right in, or in the case of scuba diving, dive right in. Once you do, you'll never look back.

In America, when you say football, people think of the kind that requires helmets and pads. Throughout the rest of the world, however, football takes on another meeting. The US might call it soccer, but to everyone else, it is the real version of football!

Sunday is known as a day for rest, but in the fall, it becomes so much more. That's when football season kicks in and Sundays suddenly become the best day of the week. What makes Sundays even better. Beer, of course! So, grab a beer, kick back, and watch some football.

The next time someone asks if you have children, proudly show them pictures of your adorable cats and dogs. To animal lovers, these loving creatures are your children.

Isn't it great being a cat mom or cat dad? While your friends pull out pictures of their children when asked if they have kids, you share pictures of your adorable cats. They're your pride and joy, after all.

Football is great, but it's lacking in one major area: beer drinking! That's where fantasy football comes in. Fantasy football is the only "sport" that not only allows beer drinking, but actually encourages it! So, sit back, grab a brew, and game on!

Where do you get your protein? If you're a vegan or vegetarian, you're all too familiar with this question. The next time your well-intentioned, meat-eating friends asks you about this, point them to the green diet of all the powerful, plant-eating animals that share this beautiful planet.

Being a mom is a full-time job on its own, but you can't let that stop you from doing what you enjoy. If you're a mother who loves to bake, this design is for you. We don't know how you do it, but you not only manage to take great care of your kids, but you also make the most delicious baked goods. Be proud to be a baking mom!

We can't all be the actual world's greatest baker, but through the eyes of our children, we can be their world's greatest baker. Kids can be picky with food, but almost all of them love the baked goods that mom and dad bake. That's why you're the world's greatest baker to them.

Baking is one of those things that people tend to either love or hate. If you are one of those people who happens to love to bake, this design is for you. This simple, yet effective, design will instantly show those around you what baking means to you.

Life is stressful. What better way to get through all of its challenges than to eat? If you're the type of person that fills their plate when life throws a fork in the road, this design is for you!

Going golfing is so relaxing. In fact, it's like a day at the beach. You spend most of your time in the sand and water. Make sure to bring your swim suit!

Dad jokes are just a normal part of any father's life. Why not put a smile on the old man's face with this design that will feel all too familiar?

Some diets makes sense, while others are just nuts. For example, have you heard about the all-almond diet?

People might tell you you're an alcoholic, but you know better. Alcoholics need a drink, while you already have one!

Did you know you don't need to go to med school to become a doctor? All you need is terrible handwriting. Speaking of, have you seen my handwriting? I'm practically a doctor!

Who says vegans are weak? A quick look at the diet of some of the world's strongest animals is all it takes to see that a plant-based diet is all you need to build muscle.

Your meat-eating friends might tell you otherwise, but you know that a plant-based diet is all that you need to not only be healthy, but to build muscle. A plant based diet provides all the nutrition you need to take your workouts to the next level. Eat greens for gains!

So you like to drink, so what? Whether it's beer, liquor, or wine, your friends say you have a problem. What they don't understand is that you're not an alcoholic; you're an alcohol enthusiast!

Who said you need to eat meat to build muscle? A plant based diet provides all the protein a body builder needs. Eat plants, get ripped!