K. Thor Jensen

If you're going to have any kind of craze, have a BLOOD CRAZE

Show your loyalty to Hillbilly Jim's pork-loving nuncle

If you know, you know.

Cause the conservatives in your life to poo their pants and run away screaming about Saul Alinsky, pronouns and Critical Race Theory.

I don't care and I didn't ask

If you're a death metal wife guy but don't want to wear a black shirt, I've got you covered

Show your allegiance to the glorious land of anime and manga with this stomach tattoo-inspired T-shirt

I don't even know what this means.

Drive fast, smoke faster

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

You never know if somebody else is thinking they want to drive off a cliff. Design by my wife.

Pay tribute to Dave Meltzer's 1990s column from short-lived sports newspaper The National

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This one's for my beefy rollers

If somebody comes to you looking for tits and you simply have none to offer, this shirt will help.

I saw a background character in a manga wearing a shirt like this so I made it in case you want one.

Pen and ink image of a wolf carrying three severed human penises in its mouth, printed in white for dark shirts (2019)

(English) "Do Dutch Wives Dream of Electric Eels?" (Koei, 1984)

If you're going out with the boys, let people know it.

There's so many uses for this shirt. You can wear them to talk about somebody else, or yourself, or just to show off that you like the movie Ghostbusters.

#2A LOUD AND PROUD PATRIOTS!!!!

If somebody is giving you hassle for something, just point to the shirt and let them know what's up.

5 Reasons Why Should You Get A Student Management System At Your School

Are you a fictitious individual created by an artificial intelligence algorithm? Then this shirt is for you, legally.

Hey man, pass it over. I just wanna play one song real quick. You're gonna love it.

Express your desire to remain a teenager forever or die trying

Some people create the vibes. Then there's you.

Open yourself up to salvation

Perhaps you'd like to express your disdain for NASA using a different logo treatment?

Express your desire to remain a teenager forever or die trying, with a different color palette

Let the world know that your lady has managed to retain her place on your chromium steed. Note: this design is printed on the BACK of the shirt, as the law demands. If you want it on the front, please wear the shirt backwards.

Do not try to hug me. Only suplex.

Love to carry a device around that gives me 24/7 access to toxic ideas from morons

I Need This "I Need This On A Shirt" On A Shirt

Show your allegiance to the glorious land of anime and manga with this stomach tattoo-inspired T-shirt

If you have huge tits you can wear this shirt, but you can also wear it if you don't have huge tits and it might be even funnier.