Cynical Kids Hoodies

Everything Happens For No Reason.

unless that new experience is a tiger

Enough said

Is It Friday Yet? Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

“I Could Agree with You, but then We'd Both be Wrong” design on apparel and gifts.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

If you have lost yours, you can't have mine

I wish everybody had one!

Doesn't give a damn what you believe

Be honest...

and death loses its sting

only you can't say that...

they wouldn't

just add coffee. Otherwise, you'll be talking to a slug, sleepy person, or other lower life form.

are all part of what I do.

clashes with the carpet. You know why.

always wins. Science works.

Which is a good thing for all of us.

הכל שטויות וכולם טיפשים

Karma Will Fix It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

I create new screw-ups every day.

Taking things too far in 2024 written in bold white letters.

I tolerate stupid questions. Impertinent person.

"everything happens for a reason"

but, in this town, who'll notice?

There is nothing like comfort food

science, doesn't mean it's wrong.

For when life isn't very plantastic.

I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right

"Small talk is the death of the gifted". Something I came up with while having a conversation with a friend.

Change your theory

gets me into trouble

and it will go away

while you're doing it? If only we knew a bit earlier...

There's no shame in losing if you do it in style.