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Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Tags: feminist, female, nasty woman, rude, dont tell me what to do

Don't tell me to smile. Kids Hoodie

by Chestify

$36 $30

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Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Tags: funny, offensive, snarky, cynical, insult

Touch Grass Kids Hoodie

by StickSicky

$36 $30

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but you get to make your own hours

Tags: saying, antisocial, snarky, advice, wisdom

Crime doesn't pay Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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is my worst enema

Tags: enema, enemy, humor, mistake, text

autocorrect Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Conceit is a fault. I have no faults.

Tags: snarky, cynical, antisocial, self esteem, sayings

I am not conceited. Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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because they can't open cans themselves.

Tags: cat, humor, kitty, people, pets

Cats only tolerate us Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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unless that new experience is a tiger

Tags: wisdom, words, cynical, snark, danger

don't fear a new experience Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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I would rather support refugees than racists

Tags: advice, humor, liberal, political, politics

Refugees over Racists Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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All my friends live here.

Tags: climate change, environmentalism, friends, friendship, humor

Stop ruining the Earth! Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Please Keep Your Internal Monologue Internal

Tags: humorous, humorous gift, humorous quote, humorous sayings, snark

Internal Monologue Kids Hoodie

by My Tee Joint

$36 $30

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need your exact time of birth because there's a sucker born every minute

Tags: astrology, humor, cynical, debunking, sucker

Astrologers Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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If you have lost yours, you can't have mine

Tags: sarcastic, cynical, snarky, snide, snark

Minds are like parachutes Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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I wish everybody had one!

Tags: snarky, cynical, weird, stupid, idiots

Brains are great! Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Doesn't give a damn what you believe

Tags: sarcastic, belief, snark, faith, snarky

Reality Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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bore me.

Tags: antisocial, bored, boredom, humor, outsider

Normal people Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Have you used your brain today? Kids Hoodie

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Be honest...

Tags: text, weird, humor, intelligence, sarcasm

Have you used your brain today? Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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and death loses its sting

Tags: cynical, text, snark, snarky, sarcasm

a chat with you Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Stupidity doesn't just happen Kids Hoodie

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It must be carelessly planned

Tags: advice, antisocial, humor, pun, safety

Stupidity doesn't just happen Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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they wouldn't

Tags: snark, pets, sarcasm, snarky, wisdom

If cats could talk Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Vampire Toads

Tags: vampire, creepy, toads, flying, save

Save the Giant Flying Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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until someone brings a briefcase.

Tags: business, fun and games, humor, lawyer, legal

It's all fun and games Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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only you can't say that...

Tags: censored, cynical, humor, political, politics

Censorship sucks Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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writer of wrongs

Tags: editing, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic, snark

Typo Man Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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when I flirt, they just grab a crucifix and scream

Tags: creepy, crucifix, demonic, goth, humor

Why is it? Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off Kids Hoodie

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are all part of what I do.

Tags: weird, lazy, sarcasm, sarcastic, humor

Drinking Coffee and Slacking Off Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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just add coffee. Otherwise, you'll be talking to a slug, sleepy person, or other lower life form.

Tags: snark, snarky, cynical, chemicals, addiction

Instant Human Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Might as well wear a warning.

Tags: advice, army, camo, humor, sarcasm

This side toward enemy Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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always wins. Science works.

Tags: winning, reality, text, humor, truth

Gravity Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

A Space Suit Protects you from Nothing Kids Hoodie

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really!

Tags: humor, nothing, pun, sarcasm, sarcastic

A Space Suit Protects you from Nothing Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Which is a good thing for all of us.

Tags: witty, words, snark, sarcastic, cynical

Gravity Sucks Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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one in which it is safe to be unpopular

Tags: humor, text, sarcasm, sayings, politics

A free society is Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

I Don't Like Morning People or Mornings or People - Sloth Holding Coffee - Introvert - Social Anxiety - Anti-Social Kids Hoodie

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I Don't Like Morning People or Mornings or People - Sloth Holding Coffee - Introvert - Social Anxiety - Anti-Social

Tags: mental health, morning people, adevia, coffee, wandererbat

I Don't Like Morning People or Mornings or People - Sloth Holding Coffee - Introvert - Social Anxiety - Anti-Social Kids Hoodie

by Wanderer Bat

$36 $30

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In my defense you left me unupervised

Tags: coworker, humor, snark, supervisor, coworker gift

Unsupervised Kids Hoodie

by My Tee Joint

$36 $30

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Apparently, you can't quarantine it, either.

Tags: antisocial, cynical, cynical humor, humor, idiots

You can't fix stupid. Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Tell the world what to expect when they encounter you. This shirt is a gift to others as it gives them the correct handling requirements of experiencing you. Be yourself. Confuse the simpletons and laugh inside as you make your way through the day. This is less of a shirt and more of a way of life. Use wisely.

Tags: fluent sarcasm, gift idea, humor, i speak fluent sarcasm, sarcastic

Fluent Sarcasm Kids Hoodie

by SnarkyFaith

$36 $30

AI: Maybe You Could Use Some! Kids Hoodie

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Surely you know someone who can use some extra smarts.

Tags: air, antisocial, artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence artwork, cynical

AI: Maybe You Could Use Some! Kids Hoodie

by From the House On Joy Street

$36 $30

Kids Hoodie FAQ

Where can I find other deadpan designs?

In addition to deadpan designs, you can explore the marketplace for snarky, sarcasm, and humor designs sold by independent artists.

What material is this item made of?

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Hooded with pocket. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

What USA ship methods are available?

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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